That cannot possibly be his real name

The fantastic-looking ex-Terminator of underrated talent Summer Glau has been photographed "out and about," as they say, with a fella who is said to be the man in her life.



I have no problem with this, for they look rather a cute couple. And as long as he realizes he's one of the most insanely lucky sons of bitches on the face of the earth, I don't anticipate any problems.

Where I do feel the need to question him, however, is on the subject of his name. Which is supposedly "Cooper Reynolds Gross." Come on. How phony and made-up does that sound?

"Summer Glau," sure, perfectly ordinary name, see it every day. But "Cooper Reynolds Gross?" I don't think so.

He's a killer robot, Summer. Come home.