Just more proof--as if any were needed--that Madonna is a gay Boy in a girl's body

There's a news item going around that Madonna has said she prefers high-fashion shoes to sex. I am reminded of a time when Boy George was quoted in the daily newspapers, around 1984, as preferring tea to sex.

Still though, the truth would out. When recording a series of his own well-known sayings to go with his display as a celebrity wax figure (again: 1984), George dutifully included this quote--but added,

"And if you believe that, you'll believe anything."

Bear in mind, this was a pre-heroin, pre-delightfully bitchy autobiography Boy George. He was still attempting to keep his more naive fans in the dark about the man-loving aspects of his nature.

That aspect of Madonna's nature has always been, shall we say, quite well-lit (and a good and healthy thing that it was, too).

Madonna prefers shoes to sex.

Right.

(Here, kitty kitty...)