Pimp your assets

Well, Nine is getting a low-to-middling score on ye olde Tomatometer, which I'm afraid means that it's just moved from "I'd like to see that movie" to "maybe I'll rent the DVD."

Ah but there's good news tonight, at least for those of us who like women. When a movie is in danger of falling short, 99 times out of 100, if there are photos of the lovely ladies of the cast in panties and corsets, well, you'd better believe they'll be released to the press sooner rather than later.

So.

Here we have images of Marion Cotillard,





Sophia Loren (as seen in the new movie, along with a legendary shot from 1963)

And "Fergie," with some unknown dancers.



Oh yeah, there's more, including a pictorial history of burlesque on movie screens.