Somebody needs to sit Lindsay Lohan down

...and remind her it's been at least five years since she was at the top of the "A" list, and a few since she's even been anywhere near the list itself. Why do I say this? Because:

If recent reports of Lindsay Lohan's bar behavior are true, the 'Mean Girls' star is in need of an emergency reality check. According to PEOPLE, a Los Angeles bar has claimed that Lohan drank her way through two bottles of champagne, but flipped out when it came time to pay the bill. "When the bartender gave her a bill, she had a meltdown," an onlooker told the magazine.
"She was yelling at him and screaming profanities at everyone."

The actress reportedly left the Crown Bar at 2:30am.

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The witness claimed, "She was crying and wanted to go home. She kept saying 'I don't pay for drinks! This is ridiculous! I'm freaking out!'"

(Illustrated with pictures from happier times.)