"Why The Internet Was Invented, Part Seven."

Nuts Magazine's "Top 101 Topless Stars List". What follows is a smattering of samples, with comments on my particular favorites. Click to enlarge (tee hee, hee).

Ironically, I have a longtime fantasy which involves shopping for clothes with Kirsten Dunst...



On the other hand, my longtime fantasy for Liz Hurley involves her doing toe-touching exercises in a schoolgirl costume (or have I said too much?).

Kelly Brook can wear anything, or nothing, and still inspire the same degree of lust.

Finally, I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Eva Green has such a rockin' bod that it should quite frankly be illegal...