Drew Barrymore may not be the best director in the world--although Whip It was surprisingly good, and certainly deserved to do better than it did

She also may not be the most beautiful woman in the world--though I do admire her for, amongst other things, seeming to never forget that curves are nice things to have. But she is without question the single most beautiful director in the world.

I mean, Brad Bird's a hero, but would you really want to see him like this?