"Why The Internet Was Invented, Part Seven."

Nuts Magazine's "Top 101 Topless Stars List". What follows is a smattering of samples, with comments on my particular favorites. Click to enlarge (tee hee, hee).

Ironically, I have a longtime fantasy which involves shopping for clothes with Kirsten Dunst...



On the other hand, my longtime fantasy for Liz Hurley involves her doing toe-touching exercises in a schoolgirl costume (or have I said too much?).

Kelly Brook can wear anything, or nothing, and still inspire the same degree of lust.

Finally, I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Eva Green has such a rockin' bod that it should quite frankly be illegal...

Ms. Kardashian is going to hurt somebody with those things one of these days

I could write poems about that face...

(or, "Here's another example of how nudity isn't always the point...")

If these aren't the pride of England, then England deserved to have its empire fall

Kelly Brook is clearly trying to get my attention so I'll feature her on this blog again

Too bad for her it won't work.

Gillian Anderson is the anti-Laura Prepon

You know how I've railed against cute redhead Prepon deciding to act out of accordance with god's will, and going blonde? Well, here's proof that a redhead can go blonde without losing any of her sex appeal. It's just that Prepon couldn't.

One of these days I really must get over to The Philippines

I hate myself for saying this, but...

...damn if Paris Hilton doesn't look nicely childlike in this picture. And I don't mean that in a pervy way.

like pretty kate has sex ornate

Model: Alyssa

Model: Alyssa, a photo by Cameron Photography on Flickr.

Now THAT's fucking sexy.

chiara 03

chiara 03, a photo by gianpiero formisano on Flickr.

"She knows how to use them..."

Dora in white

Dora in white, a photo by manos_simonides on Flickr.

Well, here's a poser. Am I put off more by the fact that we can see Dora's rib cage than I am turned on by the fact we can see her pussy?

cimg600-203

cimg600-203, a photo by a7mileproduction on Flickr.

"This one time, at band camp..."

Demi Moore ought to be on some sort of list

...or get some kind of award, for having had the most things done to a body that needed it least.

Let's remember, this is Demi more-or-less as nature intended.



(by which I mean they're pre-fame and money photos from about 30 years ago)



Why would you fuck with that (no play on words intended)?

Does it tell you anything about my '80s obsession if I say I think Olivia Munn has rarely if ever looked this sexy?

Forgive me--I don't feel like being clever this time

Two questions.

1. Who is "Rita Rustic?", and



2. Why aren't I inside her?

Emmy Rossum makes me think that Andy Kaufman may have been onto something with that whole wrestling women thing

Ah, Tara. She can look so good when she's scrubbed clean

great day in the morning

Or is that a sexist observation?

Jessica Biel needs to stop kidding herself if she thinks people ever want to see her with her clothes on.

There's something I really like about the goofiness of this vidcap

It's from Killing Me Softly, which is generally considered to be one of the worst movies ever made; probably not wrongly. But I think I like the 'cap because it seems not to be "posed sexy."

None of my usual sort of useless witty rationalizations for posting today

I got some very disagreeable news today, and I just want to see a couple of girls looking hot.

Anybody got a problem with that?

You're overthinking it, Roger

From the lead paragraph of Ebert's review of the film "Haywire:"

There must be Freudian insights explaining why so many young males respond positively to superwomen as heroines.

At science fiction and comics conventions, a woman wearing a fetishistic superhero costume will almost certainly be the focus of a circle of intent fanboys.



Maybe there's the prospect of an all-protecting mom.

Or the promise of a cool female buddy.



The possibility of sex seems to be secondary.

I don't even know if this is good or bad anymore.

"We are in a very weird moment in time, with daughters of feminists taking pole-dancing lessons," offers Barbara Lippert, former Adweek ad critic and now pop-culture guru at ad agency Goodby Silverstein & Partners. "Everyone is looking for fantasy, because reality is so cruel."

Enlarge this photo, if you can, and look at this woman's skin...

Natashas Nearly Naked

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Imperfect

Untitled, a photo by elena-lu on Flickr.

But she'll do till perfect comes along.

A Perry of Like-A-Looks

Fox News (I know) has come up with a set of celebrities who they feel resemble each other. I don't agree with many of their findings (Julia Roberts and Emmy Rossum? Really?), but yeah, this one is fair: Katy Perry and Dita Von Teese.



Unfortunately, this means Perry is doomed to start fucking Marilyn Manson any day now.

Of course, in some cases I may be letting my opinion of their public persona cloud my perception of their similarities. I mean granted, Natalie Portman and Keira Knightley are both beautiful women, but I don't think they look alike at all. And Knightley is certainly less annoying.

Fox also thinks that Zooey Deschanel resembles Perry. To which all I have to say is...



...maybe after a few hours with the bicycle pump...

Drew Barrymore may not be the best director in the world--although Whip It was surprisingly good, and certainly deserved to do better than it did

She also may not be the most beautiful woman in the world--though I do admire her for, amongst other things, seeming to never forget that curves are nice things to have. But she is without question the single most beautiful director in the world.

I mean, Brad Bird's a hero, but would you really want to see him like this?

female form

Full Body Stock 13 by ~ELISE-stock on deviantART

sarah michelle gellar's ass is so amazing it can actually read your fortune

Kourtney Kardashian

Kourtney Kardashian, a photo by SouthFloridaBeachPhotos on Flickr.

Another for the "I hate myself for saying this, but, *damn*," file.

I see spots before my eyes

...and I don't mind a bit.



(Okay, so I've done this joke before)

The girls with the dragon tattoos

You know, at present, I have two main blogs. One, which is this one, which is all about the babes. And the other, the recently-renamed (again) Dragon dancing with the Buddha. If only there were some way in which I could combine them...

think about even that little tiny trim of fur...

In a campaign release, Miss Munn told, "When you think about even that little tiny trim of fur on your gloves or on your collar, that is still coming from an animal that had to endure so much pain just for you.

the best nude female figures*

*In case it's not clear...

...I'm trying to make a point here.



...it's about about different shapes and sizes, etc.