Courtney Love reportedly trying to help Lindsay Lohan out.But was quickly followed by the clarifying question:
Is Courtney Love Lindsay Lohan’s Sobriety Coach?And then answered:
Courtney Love Is Lindsay Lohan's New Sobriety Coach!
See, all this stems from some quotes Love gave:
Courtney has taken the reins as LiLo's sobriety coach. She said she did because nobody else will.
The Hole singer says that LiLo has it worse than she did because she didn't have to deal with tabloids and gossip sites.
Courtney's M.O. is using her experiences to educated Lindsay.
She recounts a lesson she gave the starlet:I went up to Lindsay's room one time and there was a show on called '101 Celebrity Oops' and I am like every other one, you know - boobs out, legs everywhere, throwing s**t at Madonna...
Some, however, remained skeptical, and the headlines returned to
Lindsay Lohan’s sobriety coach is... Courtney Love?
And soon more began to question it:
Courtney Love Claims She's Lindsay Lohan's Sobriety Coach
Courtney Love Says She's Lindsay Lohan's Sobriety Coach
Finally, the word came down:
Rep Insists Courtney Love Is Not Lindsay Lohan's Sober Coach.
What no one seems to have considered...is the possibility that Courtney Love was joking when she said she was Lindsay Lohan's new sobriety coach...which seems to me a lot more likely.
This understanding is, no doubt, down to my being an advanced and evolved hetero.