Another by the late; much appreciated, Helmut Newton.

Topless Sexy Blonde

Topless Sexy Blonde, a photo by carinaelliot on Flickr.

(Just like to point out for the most part, on these photos shared from Flickr, I don't come up with the titles, they do.)

Lauren

Lauren, a photo by adollarunderwater on Flickr.

Proof yet again that I should never read People magazine

I'm feeling sorry for Demi Moore tonight.

kocsis orsi and the luckiest water on the face of the earth

Gwen Hajek is another one of those women I'll probably spend the rest of my life wondering what has happened to since the '80s.

She joins in this her sister playmate Kimberly Evenson, you may recall.

"Why The Internet Was Invented, Part Seven."

Nuts Magazine's "Top 101 Topless Stars List". What follows is a smattering of samples, with comments on my particular favorites. Click to enlarge (tee hee, hee).

Ironically, I have a longtime fantasy which involves shopping for clothes with Kirsten Dunst...



On the other hand, my longtime fantasy for Liz Hurley involves her doing toe-touching exercises in a schoolgirl costume (or have I said too much?).

Kelly Brook can wear anything, or nothing, and still inspire the same degree of lust.

Finally, I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Eva Green has such a rockin' bod that it should quite frankly be illegal...

Ms. Kardashian is going to hurt somebody with those things one of these days

I could write poems about that face...

(or, "Here's another example of how nudity isn't always the point...")

If these aren't the pride of England, then England deserved to have its empire fall

Kelly Brook is clearly trying to get my attention so I'll feature her on this blog again

Too bad for her it won't work.

Gillian Anderson is the anti-Laura Prepon

You know how I've railed against cute redhead Prepon deciding to act out of accordance with god's will, and going blonde? Well, here's proof that a redhead can go blonde without losing any of her sex appeal. It's just that Prepon couldn't.

One of these days I really must get over to The Philippines

I hate myself for saying this, but...

...damn if Paris Hilton doesn't look nicely childlike in this picture. And I don't mean that in a pervy way.

like pretty kate has sex ornate

Model: Alyssa

Model: Alyssa, a photo by Cameron Photography on Flickr.

Now THAT's fucking sexy.

chiara 03

chiara 03, a photo by gianpiero formisano on Flickr.

"She knows how to use them..."

Dora in white

Dora in white, a photo by manos_simonides on Flickr.

Well, here's a poser. Am I put off more by the fact that we can see Dora's rib cage than I am turned on by the fact we can see her pussy?

cimg600-203

cimg600-203, a photo by a7mileproduction on Flickr.

"This one time, at band camp..."

Demi Moore ought to be on some sort of list

...or get some kind of award, for having had the most things done to a body that needed it least.

Let's remember, this is Demi more-or-less as nature intended.



(by which I mean they're pre-fame and money photos from about 30 years ago)



Why would you fuck with that (no play on words intended)?

Does it tell you anything about my '80s obsession if I say I think Olivia Munn has rarely if ever looked this sexy?

Forgive me--I don't feel like being clever this time

Two questions.

1. Who is "Rita Rustic?", and



2. Why aren't I inside her?

Emmy Rossum makes me think that Andy Kaufman may have been onto something with that whole wrestling women thing