(Sound of clearing throat)

Yesterday on some podcast or another, I heard someone bemoaning their inability to make up a limerick about Kim Kardashian without rhyming the "ash" part of her name with "ass."



I've taken that as a challenge.

A manufactured bimbo, Kardashian
Made a porn tape, and did cash it in
Although she's a looker;

Bikinis hold amphitheatres,
All wonder: What does she do, again?

I thank you!