I think I just found a new "Where we go when we die (if we've been good)"

You longtime members of my vast reading audience will remember my previous nominations in this belief.



1. We take a never-ending hot shower with Virginia Madsen.



2. We get into an ever-warm bed which we never have to leave and in which every time we wake up, this is the first thing we see:

And now I add 3.

We spend eternity floating in a pool with Chloe Sevigny.



("Why, Ben, many of your definitions of Heaven seem to involve picturesque women, wetness and warmth.")

("How about that?")