Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Elisha Cuthbert

Elisha Cuthbert
Originally uploaded by watchwithkristin

This is the greatest story ever, ever, ever.

This is serious there-is-a-god material.

Anna Chapman — one of 10 people the FBI arrested as Russian spies over the weekend — was dogged by a common IT headache, according to the criminal complaint filed against her: She spent a great deal of time trying to get her laptop to work.

Emerging details on the alleged Russian spy ring show that some suspects were living mundane suburban family lives. But others, including Chapman, were operating as glamorous single partygoers. The New York Post calls Chapman a "flame-haired, 007-worthy beauty who flitted from high-profile parties to top-secret meetings around Manhattan."

An honest-to-god lovely, sex symbol Russian spy.

Her Facebook page is stocked with glamour shots worthy of a model, and New York party photographer Patrick McMullan has snapped her attending high-society events like the 2010 FDNY Foundation Dinner and an Armory Show Kickoff Party hosted by Whitewall Magazine.

Suddenly my world makes sense again.

Phoebe Cates Week: Day Three: Sexy just sitting on a diving board

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

I never thought I'd want to be a turtle

Once again, Kim Kardashian makes me hate myself

Via Popoholic:

BTW, I think I deserve credit for not going for the obvious "pussy" joke...but anyway, why does she make me hate myself?

Because, I would.

I totally would.

Phoebe Cates Week: Day Two: With guest star, Jennifer Jason Leigh's ass

Saturday, June 26, 2010

Popoholic thinks that this first photo is "by far..."

...Charlize Theron’s sexiest photo ever."

Oh...I don't know about that.

In fact, I respectfully disagree.

Some days, a man just needs to watch Phoebe Cates playing in ocean waves

Don't judge me.

BTW, fair warning: The second of these clips also contains, unavoidably, shots of a pre-Charles In Charge, pre-Bibleman Willie Aames. In the nude.

Fortunately, whoever uploaded the montage blurred out Aames' penis, but still, when he appears with her, try to concentrate on Phoebe for the sake of your immortal soul.

PS: Sorry for the commercial you will have to watch...but I think the apparently ageless Mrs. Cates is worth it.

Phoebe Cates Goes swimming nude twice - Watch more Funny Videos

Friday, June 25, 2010

Jennifer Love Hewitt is trying to fake me out

Knowing full well that I'm monitoring her neckline for signs of plungeage, she attended the premiere of the new Twilight movie in an outfit that completely covers her breasts.

But exposes a generous amount of thigh. Crafty, Hewitt.

Good kitty!


I like to think that this is how...

...Sarah Silverman looks when she's really excited, and yes, I do mean sexually.

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Elizabeth Hurley is the ghost of curvy past


I don't know who that guy next to her is, but odds are, you didn't notice there was a guy next to her.

As the Jennifer Love Hewitt Law continues

That law being, you'll recall, that as her career goes into a dive, her neckline will follow. Case in point, here is a trailer for her new TV-movie, in which she plays a prostitute. Looks awful. Not Love--she still looks pretty good--but the movie.

Clearly Emmy Rossum wanted to give me a little treat she put on '80s-style workout/dance gear and went for a walk in Manhattan.

You have to appreciate eye-candy who goes to that sort of trouble for her admirers.

Sunday, June 20, 2010

She fills my heart; I give her none

My smile is overload

Her heart is fired and very very strong

And I cannot take her on

Friday, June 18, 2010


Sarah Polley continues to make me feel like a coward in life, due to all she's accomplished by 31 years old, but strangely, I don't resent her for it.

Instead, my reaction to this news:

A lot of time has recently gone into writing her first original screenplay (Away from Her earned an Academy Award nomination for Polley's adaptation of Alice Munro's story The Bear Came Over the Mountain). Take This Waltz, inspired by the Leonard Cohen song, made it onto a list of best unproduced scripts before Polley secured funding, which puzzles her a bit since the money came more easily for this one than it did for her first feature.

She also humbly expresses surprise that her new project attracted an impressively hip cast: Seth Rogen, Michelle Williams, Sarah Silverman, Luke Kirby.

“It bewilders me,” she says. “I was so thrilled. In my wildest dreams I couldn't have imagined that I would get those four actors in my film. I think they're all brilliant, and my first choices for every part.”

...was...well...the title of this post.

A new Sarah Polley film, inspired by a Leonard Cohen song, starring Michelle Williams and Sarah Silverman? Awesomeness!

Thursday, June 17, 2010

Jessica Alba has lost her freakin' mind.


It's awesome.

BTW, in this picture, the "V" does indeed stand for Varkentine.

no Hannah Kaminsky?

It's an outrage--an outrage, I say!

(Oh, to be that cake batter.)

The Lovely Hannah
Originally uploaded by
simple tess

ps: Dear peta, it's hard to take seriously any list of potentially sexiest celebrities that Pamela Anderson is on.

Even if it is a list of sexiest vegetarian celebrities.

Monday, June 14, 2010

As you know, I happen to admire Courtney Love...

I think she's sexy. Not always coherent, and sure a bit of a loose cannon, but what can I say, I've got a thing for her.

She makes me want to sing "That's Good" by Devo.

Thus, when the news broke a couple of days ago that she'd posted nude photos to her Facebook account, I don't have a problem admitting, I wanted to see them.

Problem is they seemed to have been taken down from Facebook.

And 99% of the blogs and/or "news" sites making snide comments about the photos (which were 99% of them) were linking, if at all, only to "redacted" versions.

I could understand putting those on the main page--many sites do that, but they give you the option of clicking through to see the full, unclothed versions.

I'm a grown man, damnit, and I wanted to see Courtney Love's pussy.

That shouldn't be too much to ask in this day and age...

Say what you will about Jenny McCarthy, whoever does her work is good.

They're very, very good.

Apples and Lemons (Liberal Democratic Cow Week, Day Five)



Friday, June 11, 2010

(Liberal Democratic Cow Week, Day Two)

Truman should've been so lucky as to be the meat in this sandwich.


Thursday, June 10, 2010

How true (Liberal Democratic Cow Week, Day One)

Right-wing blogger accuses lib media of being sexist, then claims lib women aren't attractive

Well, they've certainly got us there.

Photobucket favorite effort came from the always insightful site JammieWearingFool, which defended Palin from her sexist pursuers this way [emphasis added]:

Seeing how the media is obsessed with all things Sarah Palin, 99% of it derogatory, it's now come down to analyzing her bust.
Of course if anyone did this to a Democrat woman there'd be outrageously outrageous outrage from a fulminating media. Though since the Democrats have so few attractive women, that's nothing we'll ever have to worry about.

I think I've detected a new theme...this is going to be Liberal Democratic Cow week, showcasing just a few of the poor, badly unattractive women that are known to have voted liberal Democrat. Watch this space.