Friday, April 30, 2010

Kate Winlset looks better dressed...

...even from head to calves in fashions from the '40's...Photobucket

...than Angelina Jolie does butt-naked.

And Jolie knows it, too.

There's always time for Milla Jovovich in the nude

See what I mean?

It occurs to me it would be nice to...

...go to bed with kirsten dunst.


(In this instance, I'm not using a metaphor.)

Kate Winslet



It will come as no surprise to anyone who's read any of my blogs very long to know that I consider Kate Winslet one both of the sexiest, and best, actresses working in films today.

In the past, I have run pictures of her emphasizing her curves, hips, tits, and etc. There's no question in the future, I will again.

But this morning, I want to make a point: In these three pictures, none of which are nude, and in two of which you hardly see below her neck...just look at how strong her sexual power still is.


Originally uploaded by dothezonk

Thursday, April 29, 2010

Ok...let me see if I have this straight.

Investors in Paris Hilton's 2006 box-office bomb "Pledge This!" claim she owes $1 million in restitution for supposedly not promoting the movie enough.

You cast Paris Hilton in your movie...knowing full well, I should hope, that she's never not had a box-office bomb...and that's somehow her fault?

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

How are you on hot legs? (edited w/addition)

Look here and learn.

What I learned is that I could find not only Jennifer Aniston's legs in a crowd, which isn't that surprising, but also Kristin Cavallari's, which kind of is.

ETA: On the other hand, according to this, I can also tell Paris Hilton's ass in a tight dress...which is kind of disturbing.

Does Lizzy Caplan not look that comfortable here, or is it me?

Caplan is definitely crushworthy.


But I dunno, here, she just doesn't seem to be having a good time or enjoying herself.


And that's not hot.

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Monday, April 26, 2010

Hey, what've you heard?


I suppose I shouldn't take it personally that I got an ad for Viagra in my email this morn'.

Hang on a second.

Quick check:

...nope, still don't need it...

Sunday, April 25, 2010


The IRS says Christina Ricci owes them nearly $180,000.

Now, there's obvious snarky remarks to be made here like What, the stuck-up bitch thinks she's too good to pay taxes?

But the truth is, I don't really feel that way. I like Ricci, not just because she's hot but because I think she's a pretty nice actress, too.

So, howsoever she got herself into this situation, I hope she can get herself out of it quickly. If not, I anticipate two possibilities.

One is that we get a lot more movies in which she appears wearing a bikini or less. The other is that she takes over for whoever's playing her role in the Addams Family Broadway musical.

Either way, we win.

Friday, April 23, 2010

I feel bad now...I once said, on a post here...

...that Shilpa Shetty looked like a whore.

In the case of the pic I was talking about when I said it, I'll stand by that. But the thing is that people have been finding this blog by search her name and that word. So I just think I should say: AFAIK, Shilpa Shetty is not a whore.

A very young Geri Halliwell.

Admiring Julianne

I love lucious...


A question.

What is it about Kathy Griffin that the more she tries to look like an old-fashioned "woman," the more she looks like...well, a Tranny? Seriously, I've actually come to find her kind of sexy on her comedy specials, and I'm a fan. But these pictures of her dressed up "as" Bettie Page...

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Tara Reid will not be a May bride

Tara Reid Calls Off Wedding.

She ain't dumb, she knew it wouldn't work without someone who thinks she has (or at least once had) a mind in her brain.

A tenderhearted soul who wouldn't even take advantage of her if she passed out on the beach.

In other

I want this music played when I'm dead...

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Well, in a metaphorical sense, that's true

Iranian cleric: Promiscuous women cause quakes

"Many women who do not dress modestly ... lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes," Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi was quoted as saying by Iranian media. Sedighi is Tehran's acting Friday prayer leader.

Women in the Islamic Republic are required by law to cover from head to toe, Photobucketbut many, especially the young, ignore some of the more strict codes and wear tight coats and scarves pulled back that show much of the hair.

(The choices of any women here to illustrate this post should not be construed as implying they are sluts, or, indeed, to shame them if they are.

I just figure they're the kind of thing that'll make guys like this cleric want to claw their own eyes out. The rest of you, enjoy.)

Monday, April 19, 2010

The difference between black and white; good color & bad color

With Laura Prepon.

And as always with Prepon, we come inevitably to this question:

Why in the name of everthing good did she go so washed-out blonde?

Great illusions, dancing women


Watch this

There now follows an attempt...

...on the world Jennifer Aniston/Megan Fox funny (sometimes) captions record. Get ready...get set...

(Starter's pistol)

Oh, to be a bike seat.

I don't know what it is about the "I know something you don't know" look I find so sexy...

"Hands up, lady!"

Breasts Happen.

Ok, I don't have a funny caption here, I just...damn.


That's odd--all of a sudden I have an urge to play Farmville, and fertilize somebody's crops.


How'd I do?

Christina Hendricks is the best-looking women of the year

...according to Esquire.

Yeah, I suppose you could support that.


Runners-up were Megan FoxPhotobucket and Adriana Lima.
Of those three, I might've gone with Fox, but it's nice to see someone with curves atop the heap.