Monday, April 12, 2010

Oh, dude...

Y'know...Heidi Montag at least used to be kind of pretty. A big old sack of no talent whatsoever heading inexorably to a life of spending her days at the Bunny Ranch, but kind of pretty.

But now, with her new, surgically "enhanced" face and figure she's...repulsive.

I'm reminded of a joke from How to Train Your Dragon. The viking father gives his son a helmet and tells him, "Your mother would've wanted you to have's made from half of her breastplate."

How do women not get that god and/or the pointless buzzing of the universe probably does give you a pretty good body for the person you are?

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