Let me be blunt: I don't think I'll ever...

...want to fuck her as much as I do, say, Keeley Hazell, but Rosie Jones is still pretty amazingly curvy.

A pair of painted petticoat persons

I still don't care to drink "lifewater," but darn, Ashley Green is a babe.

A large breasted woman

Because

it's my blog and I can do what I want.

Anne Hathaway sells her body--I approve but am impatient

That was fast.

Its times like this I really love our modern technology.

If you know nothing else about the new film "Love and Other Drugs," you likely know this: It features my onetime future stalking victim Anne Hathaway in all kinds of steamy sex scenes, taking off her clothes and showing a lot of her body.


Naturally, I approve. And I don't feel particularly misogynistic for it as they've hardly been shy in making this a selling point of the picture, with which Ms. Hathaway has cooperated.

Clearly, with this picture, she is selling her body, at least a little bit.

I make no judgments.
Ms. Hathaway is a grown woman.

But as so often happens in these cases, it appears that the film is otherwise not completely successful.

So I figured, OK, I'll wait the five months or whatever 'till it comes on DVD.

I had reckoned not upon home video cameras and the Internet...

No doubt to remind me I haven't featured her in over half a year...

...Virginia Madsen puts on my favorite color.



Low, I am shamed.

Y'know, as much as I'm enjoying the new, Ritaless season of Dexter, there are times...

Dear Ms. Wilde...

Look, I'm going to see Tron 2. I will even almost certainly spend the extra money for 3D and IMAX. You don't have to keep stripping off most of your clothes and showing much of your nicely-shaped body to win my moviegoing dollars. I'm there already. However, if you insist...

No idea who this is, but...

...I choose to believe that her political opinions are both interesting and powerfully expressed.



(By-the-by, her name is Sara Jaramillo.)

what happened to rose mcgowan?

I don't give a damn 'bout my bad reputation

Singer Katy Perry’s cleavage in VH1’s ‘Divas Salute the Troops’ ad has been photoshopped after her reps found her boobs looked ‘too big’.

Why do I have the feeling that nobody actually asked the troops about this?

Perry, 26, who posed like a pinup girl in the new ad to promote VH1’s upcoming
December 5th special, was featured parachuting while wearing a form-fitted camouflage jumpsuit.

According to Us Weekly, while other artists featured in the ad are all seen wearing equally revealing clothes, reps for Perry however did not like how her infamous 34D cups looked.

Infamous? I can think of a lot of things to say about a 34D cup size (chief among them, thank you God), but...infamous?

–adjective 1. having an extremely bad reputation: an infamous city. 2. deserving of or causing an evil reputation; shamefully malign; detestable...

In a word...no.

*For those who think there can ever really be such a thing, that is...

Gratuitious* Charisma Carpenter pic.

Emma Watson was a fucking vision on The Late Show last night.

See for yourself.

(and you guess which is supposed to be which...)

Headlines that make living in Seattle sound a lot more exciting than it is:

Beavers hope to rebound against Cougars

Attention, girl bands looking for a name for your group:

May I suggest "Lessons in lesbianism"?

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She makes me...

Who knew Kat Dennings had such a smokin' hot bod?

Christine O'Donnell update

(Note: The reason for the selection of these photos to illustrate this post will shortly become apparent)



For a while now, I've been saying I was sure with an absolute cold-iron certainty that somewhere out there, there has to exist videotape of anti-sex politician Christine O'Donnell taking it up the ass from a married man.



Lately, I've been adding "While doing coke off of another woman's belly." Relax--the tape hasn't turned up yet (But it will. As sure as the sun will rise.).

What has turned up, however, is this man's story of a "one-night stand" with Miss O'Donnell, supported by pictures.

Now, we can disagree about how classy this makes both of them look, and whether or not the man who published it is a sorry son-of-a-bitch for doing so. But none of that is what I want to focus on.

When they get to the removing of the clothes portion of the evening, our correspondent asserts thus:

When her underwear came off, I immediately noticed that the waxing trend had completely passed her by.


Obviously, that was a big turnoff, and I quickly lost interest.

What the hell do you mean "obviously?"



Look buddy, if you like your women to look like nine-year-olds when they take off their underwear, that's between you and your psyche (just so long as none of them actually are nine-year-olds). But don't go telling me that's "obvious" OK?