For a while now, I've been saying I was sure with an absolute cold-iron certainty that somewhere out there, there has to exist videotape of anti-sex politician Christine O'Donnell taking it up the ass from a married man.
Lately, I've been adding "While doing coke off of another woman's belly." Relax--the tape hasn't turned up yet (But it will. As sure as the sun will rise.).
What has turned up, however, is this man's story of a "one-night stand" with Miss O'Donnell, supported by pictures.
Now, we can disagree about how classy this makes both of them look, and whether or not the man who published it is a sorry son-of-a-bitch for doing so. But none of that is what I want to focus on.
When they get to the removing of the clothes portion of the evening, our correspondent asserts thus:
When her underwear came off, I immediately noticed that the waxing trend had completely passed her by.
Obviously, that was a big turnoff, and I quickly lost interest.
What the hell do you mean "obviously?"
Look buddy, if you like your women to look like nine-year-olds when they take off their underwear, that's between you and your psyche (just so long as none of them actually are nine-year-olds). But don't go telling me that's "obvious" OK?