She Makes Me Quiver

Thursday, February 23, 2012

Good holy christ--is she wearing a metal breastplate?

At least, that's my first question after glancing at this photo of Jennifer Aniston "behind the scenes" at last night's Conan.

Okay...WTF is going on with Jennifer Love Hewitt's face?

All right, as you longtime members of my vast reading audience know: I've often observed that you can gauge the state of Jennifer Love Hewitt's employment, or lack thereof, by the amount of her breasts being shown in public.

However, I'm chagrined at the pictures of Hewitt that began appearing today from the set of her new TV series.

Other--cough cough--"aesthetically" inclined blogs have continued to focused on her cleavage.

But I occasionally glance above her neck; in fact have found her even in clothing which totally hides her breasts and/or

no make-up (as at right; below), to be at the very least pretty, sometimes still even looking like one of worlds most beautiful women.

Well, I ask you: If I hadn't just prepped you with all this talk about Love Hewitt, would you have known that the perfectly desirable but kinda blank-faced young woman in red above was her?

Fortunately, there are other recent photos which suggest this was just something about these pictures, maybe the

make-up, lighting, angles or some combination of any and/or all thereof.

Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Ooh!

...New Wave Amadeus...

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Is it any wonder I'm still crazy about Betsy Russell after all these years?

jennifer connelly black 'n white

Saturday, February 18, 2012

every now and then alanis morissette simply looks amazing

who could not like mary louise parker?

Thursday, February 16, 2012

Sometimes I wonder just how much...

...Samantha Fox really wanted to be touched, and feel my body.

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Boobs not Books (the Hemingway tradition)

At least we got Shues

Betsy russell has a naughty look in her eyes...

There's something in this about all women, #32

Monday, February 13, 2012

If I'd been in or past puberty when "Charlies Angels" was on the air, Cheryl Ladd would've been "my" angel

Sunday, February 12, 2012

"Excuse me, miss..."

Friday, February 10, 2012

My god. Has it really been over two months since I've run a picture of Charisma Carpenter in the nude?

I must correct this at once.

Thursday, February 9, 2012

This (on the left) is my favorite page from Madonna's "Sex" book

And if you enlarge the photo and read the text, you'll see why.

Still not 100 % sure who AnnaLynne McCord is, but dammit, she's stolen my heart

Much like a plot right out of her soapy CW show, "90210," AnnaLynne McCord made headlines when she inadvertently tweeted out a NSFW photo of herself on January 10. It quickly became clear that she took the photo at the wrong angle, exposing a bit more of herself than she had expected to.

When MTV News had the chance to speak to McCord during her trip to the Sundance Film Festival, she had a very amusing response to the tweet. "I am going to tweet myself naked all the time. I mean I am going to be a press whore from here on out. This is awesome," she joked about the headline-making incident. "You know what's so crazy to me, it's the sensationalism. I mean so disappointing, I'm sorry for everybody who thought I was going to be naked. You see more of me naked as Pauline in ['Excision'].

"Anyone with half of a brain knows it was an accident," she continued. "I have a very small areola and I have to get a magnifying glass to make sure that it's not in pictures in the future. That's the moral of the story."

McCord had a few more laughs at her own expense, adding, "The moral of the story is not to stop taking pictures of yourself naked. We all like being naked. Just make sure that the little bit of your areola isn't in the picture before you send it to a hundred billion people."