Tuesday, February 28, 2012

How ugly women from those states must be...

WTH is wrong with women in Connecticut, Delaware, South Dakota and Vermont?? I ask because according to this Wikipedia page, those are the only states which have never produced a Playboy Playmate.

You can well imagine their shame.

BTW, and as if you hadn’t seen where this was going, all the women on the rest of this post hail from one of those benighted states or another.

Mia Farrow is from Connecticut.

Cheryl Ladd, Catherine Bach, January Jones and Mamie Van Doren are all from South Dakota (what do they feed girls there?).

Charlotte Ayanna is from Vermont.

I don't know where this last young woman comes from.

Trying to avoid the obvious joke

(Via Zaius Nation)

Saturday, February 25, 2012

Thursday, February 23, 2012

Good holy christ--is she wearing a metal breastplate?

At least, that's my first question after glancing at this photo of Jennifer Aniston "behind the scenes" at last night's Conan.

Okay...WTF is going on with Jennifer Love Hewitt's face?

All right, as you longtime members of my vast reading audience know: I've often observed that you can gauge the state of Jennifer Love Hewitt's employment, or lack thereof, by the amount of her breasts being shown in public.

However, I'm chagrined at the pictures of Hewitt that began appearing today from the set of her new TV series.

Other--cough cough--"aesthetically" inclined blogs have continued to focused on her cleavage.

But I occasionally glance above her neck; in fact have found her even in clothing which totally hides her breasts and/or no make-up (as at right; below), to be at the very least pretty, sometimes still even looking like one of worlds most beautiful women.

Well, I ask you: If I hadn't just prepped you with all this talk about Love Hewitt, would you have known that the perfectly desirable but kinda blank-faced young woman in red above was her?

Fortunately, there are other recent photos which suggest this was just something about these pictures, maybe the make-up, lighting, angles or some combination of any and/or all thereof.

Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Thursday, February 16, 2012

Sometimes I wonder just how much...

...Samantha Fox really wanted to be touched, and feel my body.

Sunday, February 12, 2012

Thursday, February 9, 2012

This (on the left) is my favorite page from Madonna's "Sex" book

And if you enlarge the photo and read the text, you'll see why.

Still not 100 % sure who AnnaLynne McCord is, but dammit, she's stolen my heart

Much like a plot right out of her soapy CW show, "90210," AnnaLynne McCord made headlines when she inadvertently tweeted out a NSFW photo of herself on January 10. It quickly became clear that she took the photo at the wrong angle, exposing a bit more of herself than she had expected to.

When MTV News had the chance to speak to McCord during her trip to the Sundance Film Festival, she had a very amusing response to the tweet. "I am going to tweet myself naked all the time. I mean I am going to be a press whore from here on out. This is awesome," she joked about the headline-making incident. "You know what's so crazy to me, it's the sensationalism. I mean so disappointing, I'm sorry for everybody who thought I was going to be naked. You see more of me naked as Pauline in ['Excision'].

"Anyone with half of a brain knows it was an accident," she continued. "I have a very small areola and I have to get a magnifying glass to make sure that it's not in pictures in the future. That's the moral of the story."

McCord had a few more laughs at her own expense, adding, "The moral of the story is not to stop taking pictures of yourself naked. We all like being naked. Just make sure that the little bit of your areola isn't in the picture before you send it to a hundred billion people."

helmut newton; pussy

Monday, February 6, 2012

Alongside any number of other things Shawnee Smith's got going for her...

...she's also one of the only people who can say she only worked in the good "Saw" movies...

Explains the smile.

Sunday, February 5, 2012

Madonna's promising "no nipples" at the Super Bowl.

Oh, how the mighty have fallen.

This is as close as we're going to get to a look at Jenny McCarthy's natural body

...as it's from her first appearance in Playboy. And even then, her breasts had already been done.

Not that I'm saying whoever did them did a bad job...

Two sets of...eyes

I believe these are what's commonly referred to as "bedroom eyes'.


...which I guess would make these "Ottoman eyes."