Tuesday, November 29, 2011
Nice 'stache.
This is the first and I'd like to think the last time that I've had sexual thoughts about anyone with a mustache.
Y'know, Naomi Watts has never really been that high on my personal "hot girl" list.
It's nothing personal, and I'm certainly not saying she's unattractive, but some people you respond to more than others and for whatever reason, I respond less to her.
That being said...
...willya check out the gams?
That being said...
...willya check out the gams?
Sunday, November 27, 2011
Saturday, November 26, 2011
Thursday, November 24, 2011
Have you ever wondered what all the Disney princesses would look like as real, hot girls?
No, I hadn't either, but some people have, and this web page has 10 of 'em. I think the Belle looks like Anne Hathaway. However, I must call foul on one point: Little Red Riding Hood has never been a Disney princess (however, some of the characters here which are Disney's were not princesses, so I guess it balances out).
Wednesday, November 23, 2011
Tuesday, November 22, 2011
Yes Courtney, you still look great to me.
But you know, you'll always look great to me.
That doesn't change the fact that this was the premiere of a childrens film.
I don't believe I'm saying this, but put on a bra, girl!
(I still love you, though)
Monday, November 21, 2011
And a big howdy-do to this blog's fan from the Embarq Corporation in Palestine, Texas
(They're an internet service provider). And now, Selena sez...
And Kesha sez...
DID YOU HEAR SELENA?
GET BACK TO WORK!
And Kesha sez...
DID YOU HEAR SELENA?
Ahha...that explains it
Okay...so: Everybody remembers that famous time when Rose McGowan showed up at an event in a completely sheer dress, right? And when I say completely sheer, I mean:
I don't think it's possible to look at those pictures, enjoy them or not (and I do), and not think: What the hell was she thinking? Now, almost 15 years after the fact, an answer has presented itself. She was thinking: I just won $100,000.
I don't think it's possible to look at those pictures, enjoy them or not (and I do), and not think: What the hell was she thinking? Now, almost 15 years after the fact, an answer has presented itself. She was thinking: I just won $100,000.
Be honest now: Who among us wouldn't show an implausible amount of skin for that kind of money...particularly if we had the sort of body that McGowan had in 1998?
Not that her body's not fair-to-middlin' now, either...
Not that her body's not fair-to-middlin' now, either...
Some women were just BORN to appear in shows based on "Heavy Metal."
...and Kelly Brook is one of those women.
Sunday, November 20, 2011
Saturday, November 19, 2011
Oh well, thank goodness for that.
Hefner also confirmed Lindsay bared all for the shoot but it was done in a "classy" way.
He said: "Oh, yes, she's naked. And classy, very classy."
Finally. The use of the internet for what it was MADE for.
To wit (I said, wit), someone's gallery of their picks (I said picks) for The 100 Biggest Celebrity Breasts Of All Time. And not a bad selection, although I do think room could've been found for Katie Holmes. Okay, so hers are not as big as say, Salma Hayek's.
But still...just look at 'em.
But still...just look at 'em.
Tuesday, November 15, 2011
Yesterday purple, today green
I do so like it when a little theme emerges on these blogs. Like yesterday, I did a couple of entries about older women. Well, today's theme seems to be:
Women I Persist In Admiring (Possibly For Barely Repressed Reasons), Oh And Who Happen To Have The Word Love In Their Name, Too.
Women I Persist In Admiring (Possibly For Barely Repressed Reasons), Oh And Who Happen To Have The Word Love In Their Name, Too.
We've already dealt with Courtney showing her Love for me by flashing her tits at a concert in Brazil. Next up is Jennifer Hewitt, who clearly wished to show her Love to me.
Presumably because I understand the way in which she works-which is to say, when she's not (working)...well, that's when she works the breasts.
How do I know this was a special signal to me? Look again at the color of dress Ms. Hewitt is wearing.
It is well known that whenever women wear green, it's always about me.
Presumably because I understand the way in which she works-which is to say, when she's not (working)...well, that's when she works the breasts.
How do I know this was a special signal to me? Look again at the color of dress Ms. Hewitt is wearing.
It is well known that whenever women wear green, it's always about me.
Courtney Loves me
Courtney Love Goes Topless
She loves me because I'm an advanced and evolved hetero.
And my thing for her continues unabated.
Email me, Courtney.
We'll go to the Plaid Pantry; get all kinds of junk food, and then fuck in the debris.
She loves me because I'm an advanced and evolved hetero.
And my thing for her continues unabated.
Email me, Courtney.
We'll go to the Plaid Pantry; get all kinds of junk food, and then fuck in the debris.
Monday, November 14, 2011
Okay, this one worries me
I have two problems. The first is that one of my blogs is turning up as a result for the Google search words "preteen lolita sex girl." Now: The post this search turns up is this one, which doesn't even use all those words and the ones that it does, not in a row or in that arrangement.
Unlike Fawcett, Cattrall hasn't gotten sexier as she's gotten older. She was sexy in her teens and she's sexy in her 50s. Much the same goes for...
4. Ursula Andress, who stayed sexy well into her 40s.
That post is also perfectly respectful towards women (of any age) I think, you be the judge. But clearly, I need to start leaning over to the other side. As it happens the H-Post ran a list today of what one writer considers to be "6 Of The World's Most Beautiful Older Women."
But my second problem is that I don't agree with much if any of their list.
3. Kim Cattrall.
So...
Five Of The World's Most Beautiful Older Women (that I can agree with):
(As usual with me and these kinds of lists, the order is pretty random)
(As usual with me and these kinds of lists, the order is pretty random)
1. Hillary Rodham Clinton.
I was, to put it mildly, dissatisfied with Ms. Clinton during the '08 election.
But she's impressed me with her willingness to put ego and/or hurt feelings from the campaign aside and serve her country at president Obama's request.
And I think that if I were a young woman, Rodham Clinton would be a role model to me of how a woman stands up under obsessive scrutiny.
2. Farrah Fawcett. Don't worry--this isn't going to be necrophiliac. I'm including her because Fawcett, who was born in 1947 and died in 2009, is a woman who to me became more beautiful as she got older.
2. Farrah Fawcett. Don't worry--this isn't going to be necrophiliac. I'm including her because Fawcett, who was born in 1947 and died in 2009, is a woman who to me became more beautiful as she got older.
The version of her at the height of her fame in the mid-'70s never really did much for me.
Not just then, when it makes sense that it wouldn't--I was, like, five.
But looking back as an adult, there are women from that time who look a lot better to me now than they possibly could've then, but Fawcett is not one of them 
(Kristine DeBell, on the other hand, who incidentally still looks pretty good herself)...
I found the older model Fawcett a lot more lust-worthy. Like say, when she posed for Playboy at age 50...
(Kristine DeBell, on the other hand, who incidentally still looks pretty good herself)...
I found the older model Fawcett a lot more lust-worthy. Like say, when she posed for Playboy at age 50...
3. Kim Cattrall.
Unlike Fawcett, Cattrall hasn't gotten sexier as she's gotten older. She was sexy in her teens and she's sexy in her 50s. Much the same goes for...
4. Ursula Andress, who stayed sexy well into her 40s.
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