Saturday, November 20, 2010

I don't give a damn 'bout my bad reputation

Singer Katy Perry’s cleavage in VH1’s ‘Divas Salute the Troops’ ad has been photoshopped after her reps found her boobs looked ‘too big’.


Why do I have the feeling that nobody actually asked the troops about this?

Perry, 26, who posed like a pinup girl in the new ad to promote VH1’s upcoming
December 5th special, was featured parachuting while wearing a form-fitted camouflage jumpsuit.

According to Us Weekly, while other artists featured in the ad are all seen wearing equally revealing clothes, reps for Perry however did not like how her infamous 34D cups looked.



Infamous? I can think of a lot of things to say about a 34D cup size (chief among them, thank you God), but...infamous?
–adjective 1. having an extremely bad reputation: an infamous city. 2. deserving of or causing an evil reputation; shamefully malign; detestable...


In a word...no.

Friday, November 19, 2010

Friday, November 12, 2010

(and you guess which is supposed to be which...)







Headlines that make living in Seattle sound a lot more exciting than it is:



Beavers hope to rebound against Cougars


Sunday, November 7, 2010

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Christine O'Donnell update

(Note: The reason for the selection of these photos to illustrate this post will shortly become apparent)



For a while now, I've been saying I was sure with an absolute cold-iron certainty that somewhere out there, there has to exist videotape of anti-sex politician Christine O'Donnell taking it up the ass from a married man.



Lately, I've been adding "While doing coke off of another woman's belly." Relax--the tape hasn't turned up yet (But it will. As sure as the sun will rise.).

What has turned up, however, is this man's story of a "one-night stand" with Miss O'Donnell, supported by pictures.

Now, we can disagree about how classy this makes both of them look, and whether or not the man who published it is a sorry son-of-a-bitch for doing so. But none of that is what I want to focus on.

When they get to the removing of the clothes portion of the evening, our correspondent asserts thus:


When her underwear came off, I immediately noticed that the waxing trend had completely passed her by.


Obviously, that was a big turnoff, and I quickly lost interest.


What the hell do you mean "obviously?"



Look buddy, if you like your women to look like nine-year-olds when they take off their underwear, that's between you and your psyche (just so long as none of them actually are nine-year-olds). But don't go telling me that's "obvious" OK?

Friday, October 29, 2010

Every time I see Evan Rachel Wood looking like a woman, I want to smack the shit out of Marilyn Manson

Saw 3D was kinda bullshit, so I'm giving myself a few gifts

To cheer myself up.

First, Megan Fox in her smartest outfit.



And this picture of Eva Herzigova a la Betty Page.



And this picture of Kirsten Dunst.



(I'm afraid it was really, really not all that good)

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Holy shit.



When did Liv Tyler get all that oomph?

Courtesy o' Suicide Blonde.

Saturday, October 23, 2010

Mena Suvari needs to make a comeback

To comment on this very controversial issue...

Or, "Ok, the Glee pics thing."

Let me be blunt: Nobody who watches Glee is going to like those pictures,


and nobody who likes those pictures is going to watch Glee. Ever.

It's the Great Pumpkins, Charlie Brown







All of these, BTW, come to us via Sexy Witch.

Friday, October 22, 2010

Anna Chapman in Diamonds Are Forever



(Or name the Bond film of your choice, I went with Diamonds)

More here.

Friday, October 15, 2010

Nude models.



What more you need to know?

Wednesday, October 13, 2010