Woman

Woman, a photo by Misterwasuu on Flickr.

You know, there comes a time when you have to say: Why are you even bothering to wear a bikini?

Cindy Crawford has a lot of talent

There's something in this about all women, #31

When she lost the use of her arms, Amy thought her job as an air traffic controller was over. Until she realized...

Oh well, thank goodness for that.

Hefner also confirmed Lindsay bared all for the shoot but it was done in a "classy" way.
He said: "Oh, yes, she's naked. And classy, very classy."

I may not know much about art, but etc etc

PASSIONATE by ~tuyuloveme on deviantART

Some women look better from far away.

Case in point:

Lovely hottie!

And...Ew!



You see my point.

Am I the only one who wonders what Wynn Everett is doing these days?

Finally. The use of the internet for what it was MADE for.

To wit (I said, wit), someone's gallery of their picks (I said picks) for The 100 Biggest Celebrity Breasts Of All Time. And not a bad selection, although I do think room could've been found for Katie Holmes. Okay, so hers are not as big as say, Salma Hayek's.



But still...just look at 'em.

Yesterday purple, today green

I do so like it when a little theme emerges on these blogs. Like yesterday, I did a couple of entries about older women. Well, today's theme seems to be:

Women I Persist In Admiring (Possibly For Barely Repressed Reasons), Oh And Who Happen To Have The Word Love In Their Name, Too.

We've already dealt with Courtney showing her Love for me by flashing her tits at a concert in Brazil. Next up is Jennifer Hewitt, who clearly wished to show her Love to me.



Presumably because I understand the way in which she works-which is to say, when she's not (working)...well, that's when she works the breasts.

How do I know this was a special signal to me? Look again at the color of dress Ms. Hewitt is wearing.



It is well known that whenever women wear green, it's always about me.

Courtney Loves me

Courtney Love Goes Topless





She loves me because I'm an advanced and evolved hetero.



And my thing for her continues unabated.



Email me, Courtney.



We'll go to the Plaid Pantry; get all kinds of junk food, and then fuck in the debris.

Rosanna Arquette still looks pretty good too

Okay, this one worries me

I have two problems. The first is that one of my blogs is turning up as a result for the Google search words "preteen lolita sex girl." Now: The post this search turns up is this one, which doesn't even use all those words and the ones that it does, not in a row or in that arrangement.

That post is also perfectly respectful towards women (of any age) I think, you be the judge. But clearly, I need to start leaning over to the other side. As it happens the H-Post ran a list today of what one writer considers to be "6 Of The World's Most Beautiful Older Women."

But my second problem is that I don't agree with much if any of their list.

So...

Five Of The World's Most Beautiful Older Women (that I can agree with):

(As usual with me and these kinds of lists, the order is pretty random)

1. Hillary Rodham Clinton.

I was, to put it mildly, dissatisfied with Ms. Clinton during the '08 election.

But she's impressed me with her willingness to put ego and/or hurt feelings from the campaign aside and serve her country at president Obama's request.

And I think that if I were a young woman, Rodham Clinton would be a role model to me of how a woman stands up under obsessive scrutiny.

2. Farrah Fawcett. Don't worry--this isn't going to be necrophiliac. I'm including her because Fawcett, who was born in 1947 and died in 2009, is a woman who to me became more beautiful as she got older.

The version of her at the height of her fame in the mid-'70s never really did much for me.

Not just then, when it makes sense that it wouldn't--I was, like, five.

But looking back as an adult, there are women from that time who look a lot better to me now than they possibly could've then, but Fawcett is not one of them (Kristine DeBell, on the other hand, who incidentally still looks pretty good herself)...



I found the older model Fawcett a lot more lust-worthy. Like say, when she posed for Playboy at age 50...

3. Kim Cattrall.

Unlike Fawcett, Cattrall hasn't gotten sexier as she's gotten older. She was sexy in her teens and she's sexy in her 50s. Much the same goes for...



4. Ursula Andress, who stayed sexy well into her 40s.

Okay, so fine, yes, I hate myself

But in my defense, Dian Parkinson had some pretty nice breasts.

How is it possible I went this long without realizing kirsten dunst's eyes are my favorite color?

Ladies, this is what we call giving away all the mystery

That reminds me--I really must give that "Pan Am" series a try

Or, "She knows how to use them."

Old joke department

"Excuse me, madam: Do your legs hurt?"
"No, why?"



"Because they're killing me."

Jennifer Love Hewitt must need a job

I guess if your name is Shannan Click, you really have no choice but to become a model

I swear the thing I'd most like to do with Megan Fox is have a conversation.

Okay, granted, the second thing is...

There is no Milla, only Zuul!