Monday, March 29, 2010

Say what you will about eva mendes, but...






















...she looks good in clothes.













Or...


















... out.

Sunday, March 28, 2010

Saturday, March 27, 2010

This means something.

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shipshape and bristol fashion

It's probably a good thing, all else considered, that I don't know Lacey Chabert personally


Because she'd get me me throwin my money around, Ain’t nothin more beautiful to be found...

Gratuitous Nudity



(to those of you who believe there can ever really be such a thing, of course)

Who thinks these women ever said anything like these quotes?

(click to read clearly)


Christmas in March


All this fascination with leather and lace



Just the smoke from another fire? Well, maybe so.

But there's no denying Emma Watson makes what could be a quite kinky look (on, oh I don't know, somebody like Alice Braga) into something rather sweet.

Friday, March 26, 2010

My heart swells with pride*

Keeley Hazell would make me proud to be English if I was from there.

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*Waitaminute. That's not my heart.

You'd be wood, too

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Just when I think I'm starting to get...

...over my Courtney Love thing, I'm reminded there are bubble-gum-perfect shots like these in existence.

I'll take it!

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Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Monday, March 22, 2010

Sunday, March 21, 2010

Well, this isn't good


My other blog has dropped all the way down to number four in the Google search for "natalie portman is annoying."

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Quite right.

Tina Fey on being dubbed a "thinking man's sex symbol:"

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"There's no such thing,"


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"The thinking man also wants to f*ck Megan Fox."

I feel for Sandra Bullock

It's gotta be bad enough just having your husband cheat on you...but when it's with someone this...catastrophic...

"Sucky sucky! You like, soldier boy? Five dollar!"

Remember how I mentioned that Heidi Montag was slouching towards whoredom?

Exhibit C:


Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Am I the only person who thinks Rachel Maddow would look weirdly hot if...



...dressed and made up like Madeline Kahn in Young Frankenstein?














...I am, aren't I?

This is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen

And again I remind you, I've seen every single Saw movie more times than I can count.

Click at your own risk.

Monday, March 15, 2010

Possibly the four greatest words in the English language

Kate Winslet is single.



"That's right, boys..."



"Goodbye, Sam!"



"Now: Has anyone seen Ben anywhere around here?"



"Oh, there he is. Hey Ben!"



(Oh, allow a man his fantasies.)



Dear god, what I wouldn't give to be in her head.

Sunday, March 14, 2010

Does Kate Winslet ever not look great?

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Judging by these photos of her in the West Village of NYC, no, no she does not.