Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Oh Tara, it's too late

As one or two of you may remember, I called Tara Reid my girl for longer than anyone other than an idiot would have. Finally though, I gave up the ghost, and wrote her off as just another dropout from Hollywood University.

Clearly this distressed her, because here she is trying to win back my love by dressing in green, well known to be my favorite color.

It's not that I don't appreciate the effort, Tara, and no, I'm still not immune to the turn of your ankle. But as BB King once said...the thrill is gone, baby...

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