Via TPM.
O'Donnell on Britney Spears...
...you can tell that Britney Spears is struggling with who she is. I think she has a team of agents and managers who are saying, yes, push the envelope, kiss Madonna, take off all your clothes. And she's doing that because she doesn't want to sacrifice this enormous platform that she's built."
Personally, I think if Britney Spears "enormous platform" collapsed tomorrow, she'd be one of those women going to the bowling alley in a mini-skirt and no panties. It's who she is.
O'Donnell on masturbation.
"If he already knows what pleases him and he can please himself, than why am I in the picture?"
A fair question. And BTW, there's something I've been meaning to get down in print. Given it is an absolutely natural law that the more anti-something a Republican is, the more likely they are to have committed it themselves (and in a most extreme form), I want to make a prediction:
Somewhere, there is video tape of Christine O'Donnell taking it up the ass from a married man. There just is. It's as inevitable as winter follows spring.
O'Donnell on feminism.
I was an English major, so break it down: -ist means one who celebrates. As a feminist, I celebrate my femininity."
She was a what?
O'Donnell on nude sunbathing.
"I mean, it is very difficult, I'm sure, for a man to sit there and stare at his girlfriend naked and not want to go a little bit further."
I hate to tell you this, Miss...it is very difficult for a man to sit there and stare at his girlfriend clothed and not want to go a little bit further.
O'Donnell on freak dancing.
...On one hand, you have people saying this is squelching their freedom, and then you scratch your head and say look over here, date rape is such an epidemic. There's a connection, and, if people realize that there's a connection, then they'll realize that these limitations and restrictions exist for a very valid reason."
In other words ladies, if you tease your date, you should be raped by them.
O'Donnell on Obama.
"He's soooo liberal. He's anti-American," said O'Donnell. "He's beating the 'change' drum. But let's look at the change. He did not vote for English as the official language. What does that say?"
Honest to god, I can't make heads or tails of this thing...
O'Donnell on the Gay Pride Parade.
...these homosexual special rights groups do get away with [anything]."
Except serving openly in the military and marrying people they love, absolutely. Anything.
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