Lilly Cole makes the point that the nude female figure is beautiful better than I ever possibly could

For the first time in my life, I wish I were a sofa

Via That Obscure Object

Further reflections on Teri Polo

(See, 'cos...oh, forget it.)

Ahem. "Whoa! Did you see the books on her? They came out to here!"

(The source is Not What I Thought)

I feel that it's been entirely too long since I've commented on the yumminess of Teri Polo's body

Consider the comment made.

I won't have it!

According to this, Kim Kardashian's is the best celeb Playboy cover of all time.

That's not as bad as when I thought they were saying it was the best of any Playboy cover. And I suppose I should be thankful that Heidi is nowhere near the top 10.

Yet still, no, I won't have that.

sexig under väg

When a body meets a body

(Via, as usual, our friends at Book Porn)

O'Donnell on...

or, "Mystery Tea Party backed anti-gay rights anti-masturbation annoying Republican Theatre 3000"...

Via TPM.

O'Donnell on Britney Spears...

...you can tell that Britney Spears is struggling with who she is. I think she has a team of agents and managers who are saying, yes, push the envelope, kiss Madonna, take off all your clothes. And she's doing that because she doesn't want to sacrifice this enormous platform that she's built."

Personally, I think if Britney Spears "enormous platform" collapsed tomorrow, she'd be one of those women going to the bowling alley in a mini-skirt and no panties. It's who she is.

O'Donnell on masturbation.

"If he already knows what pleases him and he can please himself, than why am I in the picture?"

A fair question. And BTW, there's something I've been meaning to get down in print. Given it is an absolutely natural law that the more anti-something a Republican is, the more likely they are to have committed it themselves (and in a most extreme form), I want to make a prediction:

Somewhere, there is video tape of Christine O'Donnell taking it up the ass from a married man. There just is. It's as inevitable as winter follows spring.

O'Donnell on feminism.

I was an English major, so break it down: -ist means one who celebrates. As a feminist, I celebrate my femininity."

She was a what?

O'Donnell on nude sunbathing.

"I mean, it is very difficult, I'm sure, for a man to sit there and stare at his girlfriend naked and not want to go a little bit further."

I hate to tell you this, Miss...it is very difficult for a man to sit there and stare at his girlfriend clothed and not want to go a little bit further.

O'Donnell on freak dancing.

...On one hand, you have people saying this is squelching their freedom, and then you scratch your head and say look over here, date rape is such an epidemic. There's a connection, and, if people realize that there's a connection, then they'll realize that these limitations and restrictions exist for a very valid reason."

In other words ladies, if you tease your date, you should be raped by them.

O'Donnell on Obama.

"He's soooo liberal. He's anti-American," said O'Donnell. "He's beating the 'change' drum. But let's look at the change. He did not vote for English as the official language. What does that say?"

Honest to god, I can't make heads or tails of this thing...

O'Donnell on the Gay Pride Parade.

...these homosexual special rights groups do get away with [anything]."

Except serving openly in the military and marrying people they love, absolutely. Anything.

That reminds me--I must remember to get Showtime back in time for the new season of Dexter

(Yeah, that's partly just an excuse to run the image of Julie Benz. It's still true.)

I hate myself for lusting after Kim Kardashian

She's such a bimbo.

But for the love of god, what am I, made of stone?

Ironically, this is from a page called...

..."softposes"

Make that I don't really know who they are

Or, "Some random women in rapidly increasing states of undress."











Another "I don't really know who she is, but, ... post...

It's not porn, it's art

Retro Nude

This of course is the late Bettie Page.

"Nip Slip" is such a brainless thing to call something this Venus-like

(This is the unknown-but-for-her-curves Sophie Monk, BTW)

For the Viper

I think it's clear I need to pay more attention to Emma Stone

...even if I still have no interest in seeing her new movie. This image, btw, comes from That Obscure Object...

Ok, you know the drill by now...hot chicks, reading books...

...but this one comes via a new source: librarising.

I'd like to humbly offer my services as a bookmark

This photo is captioned "I like to read in bed." Via Book Porn (of course)

Что-то в этом о всех женщинах, двадцать пять

(That's Russian--according to the Babel Fish, anyway--for "There is Something in This About All Women, Number Twenty-Five)*

*Should be 28, actually--I miscounted)