I still say...if the Deschanel sisters had...

...set up a webcam when they were living together, they could've made more money than Emily's made off of all six seasons of Bones.

A missed opportunity.

Say--you know who used to look really good without her clothes on?

Jennifer Connelly, that's who.

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Here now, your random bits of sexy

Double the Fairuza...

I find this first image honestly moving...click it and see if you agree with me.

I wonder if I ought to find out more about Christy Carlson Romano

Blah blah blah Kate Winslet, blah blah makes me go wild, blah blah sexiest, greatest looking, curviest...

...but I know what I like.

Emma Fitzgerald and Aine Stapleton...perform naked as a way of “subverting the conventions of nudity and eroticism which otherwise plague presentations of the naked female form.”

C'mon in, Miley. The water's fine.

figure study. mixed media on paper

figure study. mixed media on paper, a photo by jon stevenson on Flickr.

Antwerp - Brazen Hussy

Antwerp - Brazen Hussy, a photo by Shoes on Wires on Flickr.

In honor of this blog's 1,000th post, one of the best pictures from Madonna's "Sex" book*

*Granted that's not as long a list as you might've expected...

Mr. Telephone Man, There's Something Wrong With My Line

I may need to add Thora Birch to my list of future Mrs. Varkentines

Drew Barrymore looked great in 1995

Not that, like, she's a pile of crap now (see below)...

Lily Cole nude

Come to think of it, that does sound tasty and refreshing right about now

Jackie Easton: A woman I will never forget

(She's the one featured in the bottom left-hand corner, BTW)

Erika Eleniak

Does this picture of Anne Hathaway look as photo-shopped to you as it does to me?

Because if it is, that's gotta be the least-necessary job of photo-shopping in history...

80's ladies

This is Ashley Green on the set of an upcoming movie

I gather she doesn't normally dress like this. But man, it'd be babe-like if she did. Not that she's hurting in that department exactly...

Wait--there's a picture of Summer Glau in bikini bottoms and I haven't run it yet?

I must be slipping.

(Too bad the bikini's not)

Scarlett Johansson is "shocked" that naked pictures she took of herself have "leaked."

Not that I'm saying I question that or anything...

i haven't mentioned this in too long, but jennifer von oy still has the second-greatest girl name...

Carla Gugino would probably make a good dominatrix

Not for me, I'm saying, but for some people. I don't happen to find that kind of thing sexy, myself.

Although god knows if I did...

There's got to be a joke for this that isn't some play on the words "lick it," but for my life I can't think of one

Charisma Carpenter in bikinis. You're welcome.

Right, it's Saturday, so I'm just going to run this picture of a busty blonde woman. Who are you to judge me?

I think Kelly Brook looks really lovely here--maybe the best I've ever seen her

Brook is probably known first and foremost as a shapely body, for reasons that are obviously justifiable. But seen here with, well, more than a hint of cleavage but still wearing more than usual...



...I think what I like is that she seems really to be enjoying herself (something I like to see women do), along with the fact that her make-up and dress seems modeled after the golden age of Hollywood.



More here.

Dita Von Teese

Dita Von Teese, a photo by El Maniaco99 on Flickr.

I won't say much for Kim Kardashian, but I will say that she's probably among the top five for best cleavage in the world

Now if they were only brains.

(Also on my list: Elizabeth Hurley and the pre-mutilated Tara Reid)

In case I haven't made this clear...

Kate Winslet...



...Is the sexiest woman in the world.



I will brook no arguments.



(and from the looks of her, neither will she)

sexy pic of eva amurri

Say what you will about this blog, but you can't fault me for truth in advertising.

Kate Winslet is the most perfectly sexy woman with the greatest body in the world

anneliese van der pol in "Young Girl, get out of my mind"

Teri Polo would make a good Queen