Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Oh Tara, it's too late

As one or two of you may remember, I called Tara Reid my girl for longer than anyone other than an idiot would have. Finally though, I gave up the ghost, and wrote her off as just another dropout from Hollywood University.

Clearly this distressed her, because here she is trying to win back my love by dressing in green, well known to be my favorite color.

It's not that I don't appreciate the effort, Tara, and no, I'm still not immune to the turn of your ankle. But as BB King once said...the thrill is gone, baby...

This is the greatest thing I have ever, ever seen.

Those Wonder Women of the '80s, Debbie Gibson and Tiffany, getting all Krystle and Alexis on each other's ass.*







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*And while we're on the subject...

Monday, July 26, 2010

Or Had You Noticed That?

Miranda Kerr...



...is ridiculously sexy.



(Via the Popoholic blog)

For this blog's 500th post, a reminder:



Charisma Carpenter's utter hotness...



...is its own...



...justification.

My my my my, this is a great site



From our friends at Book Porn, once again.

Sunday, July 25, 2010

Friday, July 23, 2010

Images from the best tampon commercial ever







"I can ride a horse, play tennis..."

"Character posters" for the upcoming movie Sucker Punch





These are clearly meant to appeal to me in, frankly, a very sexist way.



And damn if it isn't working.

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Pity she won't be able to breastfeed, but obviously, this is good news

Actress, Christina Applegate is pregnant, her rep confirmed to People. The "Samantha Who?" actress became engaged to her fiance, Martyn Lenoble on Valentine's Day and now news of Applegate expecting their first child is announced.

The couple dated two years before Applegate, 38, and Lenoble, 41, a Dutch bass player, got engaged. Lenoble was at Applegate's side when she underwent a double mastectomy after a breast cancer scare.

Saturday, July 17, 2010

More than Pacman with a bow

Quoted in its entirety from a page called "The Sexist:"

Boobies As A Weapon of Mass Destruction
Posted by Amanda Hess on Jun. 24, 2010 at 11:30 am

Players of first-person shooter game Team Fortress 2 have discovered a new accessory to aid them in offing other players: Images of English pin-up models Lucy Pinder and Keeley Hazell. Users are inserting the cheesecake photos into the game’s environment in an attempt to distract other players long enough to sneak up and kill them. They call the tactic “Hot Girl Backstabbing,” and judging by the confusion of the targets—many of whom linger near the photos for several seconds before getting blasted—the strategy appears to be working. Is this another instance of feminist-inspired simulated murder, or just another way to apply the exploitation of women to gaming? Judging by the players’ enthusiastic use of the word “boobies,” I’m going to guess it’s the latter.

This girl is going to give me a heart murmur one of these days

Friday, July 16, 2010

Cracklin' Rosie

Rosie Perez had a joking exchange with President Barack Obama after the actress arrived at a White House function wearing a neck brace and in a wheelchair.

Perez, a long-time AIDS activist, was reportedly in Washington to help formulate a national strategy to fight the disease.

The star revealed she had sustained the injury last year while filming an episode of Law and Order: SVU.

The 45-year-old explained she had been hurt while shooting a scene in which the script called for an extra to shake Perez. The result was a slipped disc.


I'm sorry to hear about this...I like Perez, and it's not just because of her ass (or her tits, for that matter), though god knows...

At least she seems to be in good spirits.

Sexiest. Thing. Ever!



Brought to you via the good people at Hot Chicks with books.

Natalie Portman may be annoying...

...(and when I say "may be," I mean that she is), but she's got a nice shape.


Saturday, July 3, 2010