Now don't make too much of this, but...

...for the record, this is the first time I've ever followed someone on Twitter only because I've seen them in the nude.

One of these days I really must get over to The Philippines.

W.A.W. : Women of Average Weights

Adrianne Palicki

Judy Reyes

Mia Sara

Laetitia Casta underwater

Oh where, oh where, has my sexy whore gone?

...I'm REALLY trying not to go for the obvious joke here

Why oh look, it is a close-up picture of Kate Moss's naked...

Some days I don't feel like rationalizing anything. It's an all-but completely naked picture of Britney Spears. Problem?

No one has ever come up with a better definition of "nubile" than Phoebe Cates

For my friend who thinks she has bad eyebrows...

Diane Franklin sez:

"Along with this allure, came the look-strong eyebrows. Strong eyebrows were suddenly sexy and the new craze.

...that didn't apply only to me.

Other actresses with strong eyebrows also benefited...

Heather Langenkamp

Alyssa Milano

Claudia Wells

Alexandra Paul

Catherine Mary Stewart

Betsy Russell

Jami Gertz"

And (this is Ben, again) while I'm on the subject, one more for the road (actually, two more)

Just to make my point.

Have I mentioned recently enough how much I hate the fashion of women shaving their pubic hair?

Ah, sweet Robin Givens...back in the days of Head of the Class, who knew?

Five naked women, gathered

Fairuza Balk

In praise of classy tits

Jesus, Mary and Joseph

Now that's a breast.

I believe I'm allowed a couple of "Christmas w/naked women" pics

The young Tyra Banks...

Jesus fucking Christ...

Ahem. mary louise parker. Love dat ass.

Oh, thank goodness. Because I despaired of even the POSSIBILITY of ever seeing her in the nude

Paz De La Huerta, who I'm pretty sure never appears anywhere in all of her clothing, has posed for Playboy.

betsy russell thoughtful

Proof Keeley Hazell doesn't even have to be nude for me to thirst for her

Just a little reminder that she's still single, fellas

Today, I don't feel any need to justify this

So here's Lindsay Lohan in her underwear.