Now let me get this straight...

A video featuring shapely women in their underwear (and nuns habits), dancing to a track built around a sample from one of the best songs of my beloved '80s?

Yes, please.



Awesome.

Alley Baggett & Dita Von Teese

Y'know...that looks like...nah, couldn't be...

Well I'll be damned...

You know, Jennifer Lopez is a nice-looking dame

Did you know that?

That sound you hear...

...is about a billion leprechauns saying "T'hell w'the pot a gold!"

Elisha Cuthbert

Elisha Cuthbert
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Gorgeous Ladies

Gorgeous Ladies
Originally uploaded by Modesty B

year two // day 279

year two // day 279
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Milla Jovovich

Milla Jovovich
Originally uploaded by Luca Spiller

Because enough is never too much.

Eva Amurri's guest star bit on House...

...the one I did a short entry about in Feb, aired tonight.

Though I didn't get to find out what he'd say about her breasts, as I'd hoped, I did get one of the best episodes in a while. Amurri was particuarly good in it. I like when she shows that she's more than just a purty girl (with eye-popping breasts)...

Kate Winlset looks better dressed...

...even from head to calves in fashions from the '40's...

...than Angelina Jolie does butt-naked.

And Jolie knows it, too.

There's always time for Milla Jovovich in the nude

See what I mean?

It occurs to me it would be nice to...

...go to bed with kirsten dunst.



(In this instance, I'm not using a metaphor.)

Kate Winslet

It will come as no surprise to anyone who's read any of my blogs very long to know that I consider Kate Winslet one both of the sexiest, and best, actresses working in films today.

In the past, I have run pictures of her emphasizing her curves, hips, tits, and etc. There's no question in the future, I will again.

But this morning, I want to make a point: In these three pictures, none of which are nude, and in two of which you hardly see below her neck...just look at how strong her sexual power still is.

147/365

147/365
Originally uploaded by dothezonk

Ok...let me see if I have this straight.

Investors in Paris Hilton's 2006 box-office bomb "Pledge This!" claim she owes $1 million in restitution for supposedly not promoting the movie enough.

You cast Paris Hilton in your movie...knowing full well, I should hope, that she's never not had a box-office bomb...and that's somehow her fault?

How are you on hot legs? (edited w/addition)

Look here and learn.

What I learned is that I could find not only Jennifer Aniston's legs in a crowd, which isn't that surprising, but also Kristin Cavallari's, which kind of is.

ETA: On the other hand, according to this, I can also tell Paris Hilton's ass in a tight dress...which is kind of disturbing.

Does Lizzy Caplan not look that comfortable here, or is it me?

Caplan is definitely crushworthy.



But I dunno, here, she just doesn't seem to be having a good time or enjoying herself.



And that's not hot.

Kitties and Women

(There's a man or two in there as well, but it's mostly women)

A cool painting by Richard Young

Flamenco Dexterity

Hey, what've you heard?

I suppose I shouldn't take it personally that I got an ad for Viagra in my email this morn'.

Hang on a second.

Quick check:

...nope, still don't need it...

Oops.

The IRS says Christina Ricci owes them nearly $180,000.

Now, there's obvious snarky remarks to be made here like What, the stuck-up bitch thinks she's too good to pay taxes?

But the truth is, I don't really feel that way. I like Ricci, not just because she's hot but because I think she's a pretty nice actress, too.

So, howsoever she got herself into this situation, I hope she can get herself out of it quickly. If not, I anticipate two possibilities.

One is that we get a lot more movies in which she appears wearing a bikini or less. The other is that she takes over for whoever's playing her role in the Addams Family Broadway musical.

Either way, we win.

There's something in these about all women.(#'s 25-27)