Tuesday, March 8, 2011
Just when I think that I couldn't want Olivia Wilde more, I go and find this picture
BTW, word has it that the Tron 2 DVD will include a few "teaser" scenes hinting at directions for Tron 3, which is considered likely but has not yet recieved an official go-ahead. At least one of those scenes will involve Wilde's character from 2, so I may have to stop myself from getting it on that basis alone...
All I've got is "Now that's a royal booty!"
These pictures were taken in what is said to be a Royal Bedroom. Which royalty I don't know,
but since this is Kocsis Orsi, who was apparently the Hungarian edition of Playboy's Playmate of the Year for 2005...
But anyway, here's my problem. I can't think of a joke I like (see post title).
It was either that or "I've got a hungering for a Hungarian!" And I'd like to think you've come to expect better than that of me.
So help me out with a joke here, willya?
Monday, March 7, 2011
Michelle Trachtenberg is a very lovely young woman
I have to put it like that because in spite of the fact that she's now in her mid-20s, she still looks so young that if I were to let my mind wander further on the subject I'd feel like a total creep.
Friday, March 4, 2011
Like all right-thinking people, I believe women should be judged not upon their attractiveness, but by what their favorite movies are
These examples come from a list, as compiled by Canada's National Post, of the most eligible bachelorettes in Canada.
Mosha Lundström Halbert has the plus of naming North By Northwest as one of her favorite movies...but is probably too young for me.
On the other hand Susan Chong, here, is right in my age group, and names "All of the James Bond films of the ’60s, ’70s and ’80s" as favorites, which means she probably likes to make out to John Barry.
Then there's Christie Ness, who actually picked Top Gun. This would be embarassing if she were only an American, from a Canadlian, it's inexplicable.
Wednesday, March 2, 2011
Oh...my...GOD!
How is it possible that a picture of a fully-clothed Kate Winslet, that barely reveals even so much as a hint of cleavage, can still make me want to fall to my knees and beg for her favor?
This is how. Sweet Christ, she's lovely.
God bless you, Courteney Cox
You wet, hot mom in my favorite color, you.
Cox kind of goes in the same box as Demi Moore for me, in that I assume she's had work done, but if I could find out who does her work (and if I could afford it) I would have them work on me.
I also think she may quietly have been the most...gifted of the three Friends gals...
Sunday, February 27, 2011
Obligatory "Who I thought looked good at the Oscars" post
Amy Adams. Man, that girl can walk.
Anne Hathaway. Yeah, I know, you're shocked...
Mila Kunis. For obvious reasons.
Hilary Swank & Scarlett Johansson. Bringing sexy back...
...and Mandy Moore, whose dress while performing I thought was much prettier than the one she wore into the theater.
Saturday, February 26, 2011
The Times of India is always on the cutting edge of entertainment trends
It all started when Madonna kissed Britney Spears on stage, followed by Katy Perry who sang a song about a girl she kissed – and now it seems the “flexisexuality’’ trend is fast catching on.
Yes, Madonna, Britney Spears and Katy Perry started the whole "faux lesbian" thing. Yeah, that's when that "started" all right. I think they also invented the "(most) men liking naked women" thing.
Other examples from the entertainment industry include Lindsay Lohan who was dating DJ Samantha Ronson, insisting she wasn’t a lesbian but bisexual...
(Topical Lohan joke: Bisexual? Hey, at least
she bought something.)
(Thank you.)
Innovators, all.
[and] Drew Barrymore, who said, “Being with a woman is like exploring your own body, but through someone else.”
Not for me it's not. Oh no, I see what you're saying...
Friday, February 25, 2011
Thursday, February 24, 2011
Oh, to be in New York, now that the theater season is here
"Then there's Penthouse Pet - and Nerdcore Horror Calendar pinup chick - Justine Joli as Caligula's wife Caesonia, who like Knowles understands the childlike play, the creative exploration, at the heart of sex."
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