Happy Birthday, Jennifer Aniston!

I actually found all these a long time ago, like last year. But at that time there didn't seem to be any particular reason for featuring so many Jennifer Aniston photographs in one day.

No, not even the pathetically threadbare kinds f excuses I use to post photos of Teri Polo or Charisma Carpenter. So I checked when her birthday was and set this post to go off like a time bomb. I hope you feel it was worth it.

Luckiest. Chair. Ever!

O Cameron, Cameron, Wherefore Art Thou Cameron?

Time to bust out the Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles DVDs again...

(more Summer
Glau in bikinis here)

How "Blair Witch" could've been made into a better movie

I can't recall any of sara bareilles' songs, but she looks perfectly lovely here in my favorite color

And that's really all I ask...

Lindsay Lohan in a white dress...for court?

Oh, if those were only brains.

Olivia Wilde when she was 18

More here.

Kristel.

All you need to know.

Le coffret Dita Von Teese

Le coffret Dita Von Teese
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Have I mentioned lately that Teri Polo has a lovely body?

Adam and Eve done right

...with the fig leaf where it should be.

Murble...

Forgive me, "murble" means, in this context:

"Olivia Wilde is a Tronsexual hotty heartbreaker with a very pretty face and body with whom I would love to go to an orgy."

However, you will understand that when I saw these photos from FHM France...all that came out was:

"Murble..."

Dita von Teese nude and doing lesbian-type stuff

(with Alley Baggett)

Anyone for a few rousing sea shanties?

My all-time favorite Mae West story

Guy goes up to her at a party, a few sheets to the wind, and says "Y'know...I'd
like to fuck you."

And she replies, "If you do...and I find out about it..."

Olivia Wilde as The Very Hungry Caterpillar

Vanessa Arias oughta be a Bond girl

More here.

Ladies, love your breasts.

That's the point I'm trying to make. However big or small, love them. We Gentlemen do.* By way of illustration, here are six pairs of perfectly attractive breasts from B to D.





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An admittedly small point to make, but important, I like to think.

*And if the man who sees them doesn't love yours, he is no gentleman.

Look, I'm as attracted to large breasts as any straight guy, but...

Carolin 'Sexy Cora' Berger Dead: Porn Star Dies After Sixth Breast Enlargement Surgery

See, now, I'm honestly torn about this. My knee-jerk reaction is to make a callous joke:

She who lives by the breasts, dies by the breasts.

Then, I'm glad to say, I start thinking about the fact that whoever this woman was...she presumably had friends and family who have just had a hole torn in their lives. And then I read the story and I see that she was only 23. 23 years old.

When a 23-year-old woman thinks she needs to go from 34F to 34G breasts to remain attractive (presumably)? Hell, when she thinks she needed 34Fs in the first place? That's something very, very sad.

I am still mad about Courtney Love

Don't ask me why.

Well, peel me a grape.

Dear Eva: I love you, but...what are you talking about?

Eva Mendes would rather be considered funny than sexy

"...I’ve lived my life never looking back,” she said.

That's okay, Eva. We'll look back for you.

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