Bra Week: Day Six: Katy and Kidman Low-Cut

(OK, so technically, I don't think what Ms. Perry is wearing here is a bra. You want to split hairs, or you want to look at the curvy girl with the cleavage of life itself?

That's what I thought.)

They say hey that's really something They feel he should get some time I say he should watch his ass, My friend; don't listen to the crowd

Bra Week: Day Five: Holding Halle's berries, as well as the ho-hos of a future whore

(it's "Bra Week")

I turn around with a pretend sigh and my hands ready to autograph, only to be asked to move so the person behind me can reach the tomato soup.

Paulina Porizkova blogs about being a "once-attractive, now-aging wom[a]n with no other credits."

I disagree about the "once-attractive" part, I feel she still is, in many ways moreso.

Excerpt:

To compound the problem, the fact that I was once famous makes it really hard on my ego to go and get a normal job. I wasn't kidding when I mentioned working at Starbucks in a previous blog; I really would go and do part-time if it wasn't for my ego. (It's bad enough to have the postman hand me the mail and ask me to tell that "hot model" that lives in my building that he had a poster of her twenty-five years ago.) I have worked every day since the age of fifteen, supporting not only myself, but also helping a sizable family when needed. My career has an umbilical cord straight to my self-esteem. Too bad I have very little control over being desired or desirable. After I was the first to get kicked off "Dancing with the Stars" in 2007, and my book failed to sell all that much, and I couldn't get on "The View" no matter how much I begged, and I got fired from "America's Next Top Model," I spent the rest of the year feeling a bit sorry for myself while knitting and shouting comments at morning TV shows.

(It's too bad about her book--it was much better than I expected, and I said as much on its Amazon page.)

Oh look, Lindsay Lohan's showing her breasts

(Sorta)

Bra Week: Day Four: Showing support for San Giacomo, and separating Stacy

(It's "Bra Week" here at She Makes Me Quiver, because this is the 100th anniversary of the bra.)

Even I'm surprised at how absolutely spot-on my Jennifer Love Hewitt theory is proving to be

That theory being, of course, that facing unemployment, she cranks up the fuck-me. To coin a phrase.

The latest evidence, her next part? She's playing a pole-dancing prostitute. Now, before we all get too excited, bear in mind this is apparently a prostitute role even a mother, specifically Hewitt's mama, can love:

"My mom's like, 'I'm so proud. You're pole dancing and you're going to play a prostitute. Awesome!'" Hewitt, 31, tells Entertainment Tonight. "

Even giving JLH the benefit of the doubt that this was wit (and I actually do think it was), the role in question is for a Lifetime TV-movie.

I think we can predict it'll only be young-mother-in-the-middle-of-the-day hot. Still, isn't it interesting this is what she rushes for when the Ghosts stop whispering?

What to wear to the job fair

Fluidity

Fluidity
Originally uploaded by lightwelder

"Why do you think we love this boat so much?... You know why?...Because it represents our primeval desire to control water. See? Now, think about it. All our beginnings are wet. Sloshing around in the womb. Baptism. The first life that came out of the warm soup of the ocean. You know?...It so happens that Venus rose from the sea on a clam shell. Sexuality was born in wetness."

"It's easier that way!"

One's Ukrainian, the other, French

I could tell you which is which...but really, do you care?

I haven't seen Rose McGowan looking this fantastic in years

...but here she is out shopping in Beverly Hills.

Bra Week: Day Three: Bouncing Buffy babes

This is the 100th anniversary of the bra.

There are those who think that Marissa Miller is the sexiest woman on the planet

I don't know about that, but I could definitely see making the case.

Ah...

...those mystical, bygone days...



...when Madonna was hot.

Bra Week: Day Two: Another lovely gets a lift

I believe the expression is, "I'd drink her bathwater."

Barbara Bach was one of the hotter Bond girls, to my way of thinking

Kelly Brook can rub and scrub 'til this old house is shining like a dime. Feed the baby, grease the car, and Powder her face at the same time.

'Cause she's a woman...
W-O-M-A-N.

-Prefab Sprout, "The Ice Maiden"

Ice Queen
Originally uploaded by Vickie Shan

But death is a small price for heaven

All those nights I dreamt of you

I wonder where they've gone

From behind
Originally uploaded by Vickie Shan

Girl when I burn - Hell nothing's the same

I'll singe your pretty blonde lashes

We're talking fire - We're talking flame

We're talking ice into ashes

Bra Week: Day One: Giving a lift to some Archie Gals...

I have decided on a "theme" for this week of posts, as this is the 100th anniversary of the bra.

My "sub" theme today is women who have portrayed Archie Comics characters "in the flesh (tee hee)."








Be sure to join us tomorrow for Bra Week: Day 2!

Re my comment about Halle Berry yesterday: I take it back.

On a completely unrelated matter, my Tara Reid thing? It's over.

Jennifer Love Hewitt's nipples in 5..4...

When CBS announced last week that it would not order another season of Ghost Whisperer, fans held out hope that the show’s spirit would hang around long enough for another network to give it a new life. ABC seemed like the mostly likely option (ABC studios co-owns the show with CBS), and execs at the network were reportedly weighing their options when it came to picking up the Jennifer Love Hewitt series.

But, sadly, it seems that that Ghost Whisperer really is dead: Entertainment Weekly reports that ABC has officially decided not to add the series to their fall schedule.

I've said it before, and by god, I'll say it again...

...Charisma Carpenter nudes (even almost-nudes as in this case) are their own justification.