You'd be wood, too

Just when I think I'm starting to get...

...over my Courtney Love thing, I'm reminded there are bubble-gum-perfect shots like these in existence.

I'll take it!

Is it me, or does Tara Reid's wedding dress look like it's made out of burlap?

I can't decide if I think this is...

glorious? or undignified?

I want this woman to hug me

(It's shilpa shetty, BTW)

nudite pics

Source.



















Source.



Source.

You're so gorgeous, baby, Yes you are

Source.

week 48: modigliani

week 48: modigliani
Originally uploaded by patricio villarroel

You'll always be
real to me
I took one look
I could fly away
...
in your all seeing eyes
till starlight

Musée d'Orsay

Musée d'Orsay
Originally uploaded by untipografico

Statuesque.

Krista Allen

She's no Sylvia Kristel, but who is?

I hate myself for admitting this, but...

...sometimes, Kim Kardashian...



... is a pretty nice-looking woman.

Moss as Venus

And brains, too.

Well, this isn't good

My other blog has dropped all the way down to number four in the Google search for "natalie portman is annoying."

Quite right.

Tina Fey on being dubbed a "thinking man's sex symbol:"

"There's no such thing,"

"The thinking man also wants to f*ck Megan Fox."

I feel for Sandra Bullock

It's gotta be bad enough just having your husband cheat on you...but when it's with someone this...catastrophic...

"Sucky sucky! You like, soldier boy? Five dollar!"

Remember how I mentioned that Heidi Montag was slouching towards whoredom?

Exhibit C:

Am I the only person who thinks Rachel Maddow would look weirdly hot if...

...dressed and made up like Madeline Kahn in Young Frankenstein?














...I am, aren't I?

This is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen

And again I remind you, I've seen every single Saw movie more times than I can count.

Click at your own risk.

Possibly the four greatest words in the English language

Kate Winslet is single.



"That's right, boys..."



"Goodbye, Sam!"



"Now: Has anyone seen Ben anywhere around here?"



"Oh, there he is. Hey Ben!"

(Oh, allow a man his fantasies.)



Dear god, what I wouldn't give to be in her head.

Does Kate Winslet ever not look great?

Judging by these photos of her in the West Village of NYC, no, no she does not.

Some days, a man just needs a couple shots a' Phoebe Cates