Ooh, hello!

God bless Drew Barrymore's exhibitionist period

She was just a symbol of blossom and beauty.

I don't know why the blonde hair/dark eyebrows thing is so sexy, but...

...there it is.

Nothin' sexier

You know what I mean?

Bring in the standard forms, Maggie, I'm getting married

(Her name is Franzi Skamet.)

So call me a sucker for a goofy grin...

Personally, for me, the visible rib cage takes away from what is otherwise a very sexy photo.

Your mileage, as they say, may vary.

Now there's an image to reset the ole' psyche

I support Elizabeth's Hurley's decision never to wear opaque underwear

When she wears clothes at all.

What we have here is four girls showing their boobies...

And one woman who knows how to commit.

Dear God in Heaven, Sylvia Kristel was beautiful

Bye-Bye, Barbi

In...honor (?) of Playboy's decision to start covering up the women who appear in its pages, one of the first issues I remember seeing.

Ooh, baby I think I love yah, from head to toe

Ain't nothin' wrong with that...

Bush, glorious bush

It was pointed out on a podcast recently that in these days, a preference for a grown woman's body to look like a grown woman's body is itself some kind of aberrant fetish.

In which case, call me a lecherous old pervert (and I know what you're thinking:  You don't need my permission).

I wish they all could be California girls...

...this one's name is Nicole Neal, BTW.

Sometimes the proper answer to "Kiss my ass," is...

YES, MA'AM!

Salma Hayek floats in my favorite color

It's probably not true that all a woman needs to succeed is a great set of tits...

But, on the other

hand...

There comes a time of year when a picture like this is more inviting for the cool water than for the hot girl.

That time is now.

Great day in the morning

God, I love a bush

This one is Alex Spencer's, BTW.

Take My Breath Away...

...Katy Perry does.

Nothing like an old-fashioned, B&W Bush

That's what I always say.

(It's Camille Rowe, BTW)

Senseless act of beauty

You know ladies (if any are looking in)...

...you DON'T really need that many bells and whistles.

Who the hell is Melissa Reeves, and why isn't she wearing any pants?

There comes a point when you wonder why she bothers to wear a suit at all

This is one of those times when eloquence escapes me

P!nk is so fucking hot I could spooge in my pants.

Like it says under her breast: Just Because.

Say what you will about Madonna today (and I've said a lot) it's important to remember what an *incredibly* beautiful young woman she was

View more of "Madonna's Lost Nudes" on imgur.com

NOT Kendall Jenner.

I think this is beautiful, but I was taken aback when I saw the model identified as Kendall Jenner. However, I then saw someone else refuting that.
I choose to believe the latter. Just enjoy.

Maxim's alleged "Greatest Butts of all Time."

But...I mean, however, I don't see Betsy Russell

or Kate Winslet

on the list, which means it's highly suspect.

Miley Cyrus has a great body.

Did you know that?

"Do you realize how crazy it was twenty years ago when Madonna got nekkid for all this kind of stuff?"

Miley Cyrus takes off her shirt.  Again.