In praise of classy tits

Jesus, Mary and Joseph

Now that's a breast.

I believe I'm allowed a couple of "Christmas w/naked women" pics

The young Tyra Banks...

Jesus fucking Christ...

Ahem. mary louise parker. Love dat ass.

Oh, thank goodness. Because I despaired of even the POSSIBILITY of ever seeing her in the nude

Paz De La Huerta, who I'm pretty sure never appears anywhere in all of her clothing, has posed for Playboy.

betsy russell thoughtful

Proof Keeley Hazell doesn't even have to be nude for me to thirst for her

Just a little reminder that she's still single, fellas

Today, I don't feel any need to justify this

So here's Lindsay Lohan in her underwear.

Happy birthday, Janine Turner!

You may be a crazy-ass tea partier, but confronted with an ass like that, I find myself losing the courage of my convictions.