Okay fine, yes, I admit it: I would like...

...to see Geri Halliwell...

...and Dita Von Teese, dressed up as the Black Canary

and Zatanna, respectively.

Anything wrong with that? That doesn't make me a bad person.

necessary nudes

I believe this is what's known as "a statuesque figure"

Selena Gomez cleans up nice.

Play Coy.

elizabeth hurley clothed

This may be a sign that I have a problem

This is a topless photograph of 32G topless model Lucy Pinder.  But what's turning me on about it...

...is that her glasses; makeup and to a lesser extent her hair are all hella '80s.

I don't know why this picture should've made me think of one of my favorite quotes

...from The Critic:

Dressmaker: We dressmakers have a very strict code, so I need to know. Do you deserve to wear virginial white? Because if you don't, you'll have to wear an off white, what we call a "hussy white". So which will it be? White white?

Margo Sherman: Yes... um, except for the gloves.

I dunno if I can go with that...

...in fact she may be only the third most beautiful woman named Jennifer*

But yeah, she's pretty hot.










 *Aniston and Connelly.  Because I know you were wondering.

Mary-Louise Parker rocks.

That is all.

Like Demi Moore, if courteney cox has had cosmetic surgery, my compliments to her surgeon

Best guesses to why, women wear see-through dresses

(All these, BTW, come courtesy of VH1's 40 Most Scandalously See-Through Outfits In Red-Carpet History.)

 1. Because you're Gina Gershon, and everybody's already seen them anyway.

2. Because you're Hilary Swank, and you want to remind people that although you've played some pretty butch roles in the past, you do indeed have a sexy set of curves that are all female.

3. Because you're Serena Williams, and you're standing next to James Bond for god's sake.
















4. Because you're Liz Hurley, and if you've got it, flaunt it. Or 'em.















5. Because you're Anne Hathaway, and you thoughtfully want to distract from Jack Black's face.

6. Because you're Lindsay Lohan, and you know your window for finding a sugar daddy is closing.

Oh Tara, why must you taunt me so?

This is another one of those cases where my being turned on is lessened by my being convinced that this must be hella uncomfortable for the lady

BTW (and PS), that's Julia Orayen, of the story recently featured in my new "Nudes" section at right.

Not that this will come as much of a surprise, but I'd watch Kate Winslet do just about anything

Times like these, I could make a case that Kirsten Dunst is one of the most beautiful women in the world

Women wot make me go "Whoa."

The good news: I'm seeing a movie today in which this woman wears a tight black leather bodysuit

The bad news: I'm seeing it with my nephew, so for the sake of setting a good example I won't be able to howl like a 12-year-old.

 (Horrible thought: What am I going do do when the kid's old enough to find this blog?)

Aber Gott, Fluch!

Between me and you, I've never thought Heidi Klum was that sexy.

That's probably why I never mastered the game

 “The thing is, if people are ­really playing poker, they don’t care,” she says. “Nothing looks better to them than a pair of aces. They’re not looking at your pair. They’re looking at their pair.

One of these days I must find out who Arleth Teran is...

I wish Sophie Monk went to my pool...

For the record, yes, I am still in love with Courtney Love.

And no, I still don't know why.

But she makes me crazy. I think she's sweet as sugar.

This may well be the 195th time I've run a picture of Charisma Carpenter nude

...but c'mon.