Observation/confession

Honest to god, it's getting to a point where a woman with a shaved pussy* is like a pretty girl with a cigarette, it ruins it for me.







*Or at least, a picture of same.

Let's have a little look at Susan Sarandon topless, shall we?

I knew you'd agree.

This reminds me why I added Chloe Sevigny to my "women we get to spend eternity with after we die if we've been good" list

Put another way, tell me that ass isn't proof of God, Jesus and the Holy Ghost...

I think the word is "Wowsers."

Who's That Girl?

Cleanliness is next to Godliness

I don't understand this generation, man

Selena Gomez "Instagrams" picture...

"as long as you're up" and other Vargas

On the other hand, I'm starting to think that if I truly love Anne Hathaway, I need to let her go

Honestly, sometimes it still amazes me how good looking Selma Blair is

And here we have Beyonce wearing clothes apparently made from her mother's couch

I miss Thora Birch.

Say what you will about Minnie Driver, she could wear lingerie

For my money...

this is another case of Madonna trying to look like a confident woman--which she certainly did in her younger years-- --but instead, ending up looking like a back-alley whore.

It is time now for this blog's periodic mentioning of Gwen Hajek

Gwen Hajek.

Thank you.

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You need more?

I need to know more about Florence Guérin

If ever there was a girl who could've stolen my heart from my '80s crush Betsy Russell, it was Phoebe Cates

Kelly Preston has to be one of the most vidcapped women in America.

For good reason, I might add.

beautiful female

Green Girl Stock 03 by ~ELISE-stock on deviantART

Talking of the lovely Russian Bond girls...

...we musn't forget Kara Milovy, who may be my very favorite.

Do you know the difference between Kim Kardashian and a tube of mustard?

Trick question. There is no difference between Kim Kardashian and a tube of mustard.

I am resolved: One day, when I have a house with a pool, I will have this image blown up and placed at the bottom

There's something in this about all women, #34

This blog is about images of women (in more than one sense)...

Jane Wiedlin is a goddess.

If I didn't know better, I'd say Katy Perry knows she's selling her boobs and assorted other sexualites

Sweet Girl...

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say...

...that whatever animal died so that Eva Mendes could be wrapped in fur...



...maybe it didn't mind so much.

Hate to see Hope Marie Carlton go; love to watch her walk away

Here's the thing: Any other woman, you might think...

...that it was shocking for a horse to be sucking her tits.




Angelina Jolie, you know it's just Thursday.

Gentlemen and ladies...I am about to make one of my rare jokes that is more sexually explicit than usual

You see, this young woman's name is Melinda Messenger. So (ahem):

Don't shoot (all over) the Messenger.

Forgive me.

A study of fluctuations in ass confidence...

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Liv Tyler as a couch

I never thought I'd say this about anyone, but sweet Christ, Jennifer Lopez even has fuckable *shoulders*.

Speaking of Bond girls, how is it that Kelly Brook's never been one?

Bond girls

If the whole "If you want to know how the daughter is going to age, look at the mother" thing is true...

...then Eva amurri's husband is going to be very, very happy for a long time.

PETA may not always be calm-thinking or logical, but you've got to admit...

When it comes to getting kick-to-the-heart beautiful women in softcore pornography, they're geniuses.

God bless you, Leslie Bibb

Morena Baccarin: Now we know why the show was called "V"...

This is just a theory, but I think the FHM audience likes breasts.

Leelee Sobieski is one of those women who's sexy even when you can only see her face

I've decided I'm just going to keep mentioning Gwen Hajek until she sees it and contacts me.

Emma Watson in a bra, leather jacket, cut-offs and nothing else

Who is the lovelier spy?

Anya Amasova?

Or Tatiana Romanova?

Answers on the poll to your right, please.