In praise of classy tits

Jesus, Mary and Joseph

Now that's a breast.

I believe I'm allowed a couple of "Christmas w/naked women" pics

The young Tyra Banks...

Jesus fucking Christ...

Ahem. mary louise parker. Love dat ass.

Oh, thank goodness. Because I despaired of even the POSSIBILITY of ever seeing her in the nude

Paz De La Huerta, who I'm pretty sure never appears anywhere in all of her clothing, has posed for Playboy.

betsy russell thoughtful

Proof Keeley Hazell doesn't even have to be nude for me to thirst for her

Just a little reminder that she's still single, fellas

Today, I don't feel any need to justify this

So here's Lindsay Lohan in her underwear.

Happy birthday, Janine Turner!

You may be a crazy-ass tea partier, but confronted with an ass like that, I find myself losing the courage of my convictions.

young jodie foster

I am thankful for legs

The girl next door...

Ah, the pre nose-job Britney...

...the pre so many, many things Britney...

I am thankful for cleavage

I am thankful for cleavage.

Once Again: The Young Geri Halliwell

! like a strong woman

I don't quite know the words to describe...

...the feeling that you get when you find out one of your personal '80s queens...Gwen Hajek, Playboy Playmate September 1987...

...is a Mitt Romney supporter.

 Oh Gwen, Hajek could you?

The word on Kate Upton: Damn.

And believe me when I say, you want to see more...

Aw, hell (taking a moment to remember)

Dutch actress Sylvia Kristel, famous for her starring role in the 1974 erotic French film "Emmanuelle," died Thursday at age 60 after a battle with cancer.

"Emmanuelle," released two years after more hard-core film "Deep Throat," became one of the

biggest French box-office hits ever and was one of the first erotic films to be shown in mainstream theaters — changing the censorship laws of the era.

Kristel went on to star in not quite as successful sequels of the film —

"Emmanuelle 2" in 1975,

"Goodbye Emmanuelle" in 1977 and "Emmanuelle 4" in 1984.

The famous Dutch actress is survived by a son, Arthur, who she had in 1975 with her then-husband, Belgian author Hugo Claus...

A private funeral will be held for Kristel, according to her agent.

As one or two of you will remember, Sylvia Kristel is one of those women who has never completely left my mind.

If memory serves she was the first I ever saw naked onscreen.

 It's why I've featured her on a fairly regular basis on this and my other more "aesthetically oriented" blog.

I hope she's at peace.  Someone who was a rite of passage for so many of us into the worlds of eroticism and sexuality should be.

Kate Upton does leopardskin panties

Ah, the young Geri Halliwell

Take a letter, Miss Wiedlin...

Stop the press, who is that?

(A:  Her name is Talulah Riley...)

Glory hallelujah

elizabeth hurley is one of those women who should just *never* wear clothes

Well, I'll be darned.

I've been Pinterested!

y'know, emmy rossum's* boobs get a lot of attention.

And that's because they're fine and attractive.

I mean, you gotta love those curves.

 But to this day, still, what really gets me about her... ...is those damned goofy expressions she has sometimes.  I remain convinced that three little hearts float over her head wherever she goes.

I'm glad that her series is going so well...but I'd still like to see her in more movies like Dare.

*Who turned 26 this week.

In the words of Diane Ford, "Talk about a good hair day!"

Sharon Stone's Basic Instinct leg-crossing scene most paused in movie history 

Kate Winslet is the best-looking woman in the world

Or have I already mentioned that?

Hometown* Girls

Adrienne Barbeau of San Jose, CA

Teri Hatcher of Palo Alto, CA

Amy Irving, also of Palo Alto, CA

Courtney Thorne-Smith of Menlo Park, CA

*Loosely defined.