I miss Britney Spears old face

Jane Wiedlin, breaking hearts wherever she goes.

Mine, anyway.

"Showing a great body is not great courage."

Okay, this one is creepy. I just found out that one of my other blogs is a Metacrawler search result for the words:

Dakota Fanning Hot

Um, ew. She's a child! So I feel the need to distance myself from this association by paying tribute to some grown women. Like, say, for instance, Emmy Rossum, who here is filming her Showtime series Shameless.



Or Joyce Hyser, who was, of course, Just One of the Guys...



Well, not just one of the guys...



Or the legendary Sylvia Kristel, from whom I just found this quote from a recent interview (translation is per Google, and may not be exact):

It's hard to undress before the camera? - I had no problem with that. Showing a great body is not great courage. And my time was almost perfect.

Almost, yes.

Or even Catherine Bach. The joke about Bach, back in the day, was that she didn't have enough talent to be in full-length motion pictures, so they put her in shorts...

Or Christina Ricci, about whom I still have nothing new to say.

Something I've never understood about Molly Ringwald

Why she chose a note-for-note rip-off of Fatal Attraction and Play Misty For Me as her breasts film debut.



Although from my POV it wasn't necessarily a bad thing...

grassnap

grassnap, a photo by custer_flux on Flickr.

The return of gaby ramirez

Tall women

Charlize Theron is 5' 9".



Jennifer Garner is 5 ft 8 in.



So is Katie Holmes.




Nicole Kidman is nearly 5' 11".



Famke Janssen actually is that tall.

This is Cara Michelle Meschter, 6 feet 2 inches. She's the tallest woman ever to appear in Playboy (as a "Playmate").



Marcia Cross is 5' 8".



Rebecca Romijn is 5' 11"



Uma Thurman is 6 feet tall.

So is Aisha Tyler.

LeeLee Sobieski is five 10.



So is Natasha Henstridge...



... Minnie Driver...



...and Jacinda Barrett.

Let's look back to '60s Playboy...

How the mighty have fallen

The hot-pink and fluorescent yellow Sandra Lou is now hosting a French bloopers TV show.

Let's remember her the way I always will.


Sandra Lou -Banana split
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Jennifer Tilly

A little tip, ladies....

According to the Daily Mail, Tara Reid says the reason why she had one of the most famously regrettable plastic surgeries in Hollywood was because:

her breasts were uneven

Um, Tara? Everybody's breasts are uneven.



For Christ's sake, I'm a guy, and I knew that.



I quote from a site called Women's Health Resource, and an article by Frederick R. Jelovsek MD:

It is also very important to understand that almost no woman has two breasts of identical size and shape in the natural state.

Speaking as a guy, I swear, if this blog has any philosophy or a mission statement a la Jerry Maguire it is this: To get women to love their bodies as much as we do.

And to understand how little they need to do to them for us to love them.

Didn't you ladies ever hear the saying "variety is the spice of life?"

Or as one pompous ass once put it:

I am dependable in my steadfast allegiance to beauty in all of its shapes.

Oh, we realize, Kirsten

"...yes, I do have big boobs. People don't realize because I cover up a lot, but they are there. Big boobs.'

-Kirsten Dunst

Katy Perry in an ode to cleavage

The very definition of "hot bitch."

And I mean that in the fun way.

The woman Kelsey Grammer couldn't truly satisfy

The Venus Paz Vega

Nice portrait of Jennifer, a lovely Alaskan redhead

Nice portrait of Jennifer, a lovely Alaskan redhead, a photo by Alaskan Dude on Flickr.

Why Elle Macpherson was known as "The Body."

Patricia Velasquez* makes my favorite color want to rent "The Mummy" DVD

*A Woman My Own Age (tm)

I'm not sure Cindy Crawford's ever had much talent, but she's always been tasty

Marylin Monroe had real purty hair

(I heard the news today, oh boy) I got a suite and you got defeat, Ain't there a man you can say no more?

Burlesque Photo-Shoot

Burlesque Photo-Shoot, a photo by Alasdair Middleton on Flickr.