Halle Berry is trying to drive me mad.

Mad, I tell you.




She's doing this by putting on a bikini in my favorite color...and then covering it up with some kind of a lace-curtain thing.



It's just wrong.

(Via Popoholic)

So you want to see a cover of "Suburbia"...

...by a couple of delicious-looking Swedish girls. With a great gay vibe, yet.

Something to think about

"Margaret Atwood, the Canadian novelist, once asked a group of women at a university why they felt threatened by men. The women said they were afraid of being beaten, raped, or killed by men. She then asked a group of men why they felt threatened by women. They said they were afraid women would laugh at them."
— Molly Ivins

Begging the question: Exactly how much of a talentless, brainless lump do you have to be for Heidi Montag to break up with you?

Apparently Heidi Montag broke up with Spencer Pratt.

14 for 400

Promotional idea to help Jennifer Aniston have a hit with her next movie (she hasn't had one for a couple of years):

Buy ticket, win possible chance to help her have a baby.

Gwen Hajek. You gotta love those deep, deep curves.



Marina Baker...



I want to dive into your ocean, is it raining with you?

Miley Cyrus in a bikini. Nice tan.





Pamela Anderson and...



...fast food. I'm not sure which is sexier.

Kelly Monaco: Baby got rack.







Charlotte Church...when did this happen?



She was just 13 years old!









Jenny McCarthy



"Talented," isn't she?

In my case, they could just remind me, "She's from Tennessee."

But here are 10 other Reasons You Wouldn't Want to Date Megan Fox, According to Megan Fox.

What'd I say?

Jennifer Love Hewitt is unemployed...



...and here come the tits!



I'm telling you, you can set your watch to it.

A picture is worth 1,000 words

...and this is a picture of Lindsay Lohan in a bikini and heels with a judge ordered alcohol-monitoring bracelet.



Says it all, really.

It may be time to re-think my '80s obsession

I had never heard of this group, so I looked up a video for the song. Imagine Bananarama as produced by Phil Collins...only less soulful.

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Jennifer Tilly has a winning hand

Two of 'em, in fact.

Should learn to live with it, but I don't want to

Why in the name of all things positive did Laura Prepon make her redhead blonde?

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Brooke (Hogan) dear, I'm pretty sure...

...that the laundry tag is not supposed to be sticking out of the top of your thong. It just makes you look cheap.

Is a supermodel still a supermodel if she's not modeling much?

Maybe Miranda Kerr knows.

I don't see the point of all this...but it's fun!

I say, Lindsay Lohan is to lesbian as Demi Moore is to breasts

The Superficial sez, Lindsay Lohan is a lesbian again.

On the bright side, this means that JLH should be closer than ever to doing a nude scene

CBS has cancelled Ghost Whisperer. And I've noticed that whenever JLH's career gets low, so does the cut of her blouses.

How to overdo two things that normally, I think well of

Namely, the color green and...













...great racks.

Both are worn here by celebrity whore Rachel Uchitel, BTW.

When you find something you think is awesome, it's good to share

So I'm spreading this artist around my blogs (and presently, Facebook).


Pinup Malificent by *mimi-na on deviantART

Make Love, not war

Our new Miss USA is of Arab descent...

Taryn Manning should be a Bond girl...

Holy motherfucking christ...

Sorry, but that's all I could think of to say upon seeing these pictures of Charlize Theron getting groceries out of her car...

I can't help it. I hunger for this woman.

S'all right? S'allright.

Will you lose respect for me if I admit I think this is actually kind of hot?

Think what is actually kind of hot?

Four words: Palin lookalike stripper contest.

Dear Ashley Greene...

If you're going to try to arouse us with the whole chick-kissing thing, it would probably be better if the other girl didn't have a look on her face like the GP oil spill was right under her nose.



Just a suggestion. Otherwise, stay uninhibited! Love, Ben.

gisele bundchen leads a very privileged life

...so you gotta respect the fact she takes time to show the rest of us what privilege can buy.

To me, she'll always be Elsie Snuffin

Sorry, Silverman

The Sarah Silverman Program has been cancelled. To my eyes, the show--and Silverman herself--was and has always been hit-and-miss.

Which tucks neatly into the fact that the title given this clip, which contains my favorite joke I ever saw on the series (you guess) is...

Hit and Call

The Sarah Silverman Program
www.comedycentral.com
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christina aguilera naked. What more you need to know?

Dear Harley-Davidson...

More specifically, whoever had the idea of posing supermodel Marisa Miller with that curvy ass of hers within arm's length of a sign reading "No smoking or open flame permitted within 100 feet."

To you, may I just say: You have real taste.

So's a speculum, what's your point?

Leighton Meester sez her music Is 'A Window Into Me'

BTW, is it me, or does Meester look like a young Madeline Kahn?



(Actually, all smartass jokes aside, I kinda like this as a record, even if the song is not too awesome, and her voice is obviously aided by multi-tracking and autotune.)

gemma atkinson nude

No, I'm not sure who she is either. But with curves like that, who cares?

Sylvia Kristel will never completely leave my mind.

She's just one of those women. As I believe I've mentioned.

I'd like to meet this woman. I don't really know why.

Learn something new every day

I had no idea there were any pictures of a young Geri Halliwell without her clothes on I hadn't seen half a dozen times.

Go figure.