Wednesday, March 31, 2010

It worries me that she puts them on the same level

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Aniston on British comedy:
“I so love the British sense of humour – I was obsessed with Benny Hill and Monty Python as a child.

Monday, March 29, 2010

Dear Katy Perry...













You're a very pretty girl with a nice, curvy body, but if I may offer one word of advice?

Most men don't want to associate the word "rusty" with a woman's ass.

It's probably a good thing, all else considered, that I don't know Lacey Chabert personally


Because she'd get me me throwin my money around, Ain’t nothin more beautiful to be found...

Gratuitous Nudity



(to those of you who believe there can ever really be such a thing, of course)

All this fascination with leather and lace



Just the smoke from another fire? Well, maybe so.

But there's no denying Emma Watson makes what could be a quite kinky look (on, oh I don't know, somebody like Alice Braga) into something rather sweet.

Friday, March 26, 2010

My heart swells with pride*

Keeley Hazell would make me proud to be English if I was from there.

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*Waitaminute. That's not my heart.

Just when I think I'm starting to get...

...over my Courtney Love thing, I'm reminded there are bubble-gum-perfect shots like these in existence.

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

week 48: modigliani

You'll always be
real to me
I took one look
I could fly away
...
in your all seeing eyes
till starlight

Krista Allen











She's no Sylvia Kristel, but who is?

I hate myself for admitting this, but...





...sometimes, Kim Kardashian...



... is a pretty nice-looking woman.

Sunday, March 21, 2010

Well, this isn't good


My other blog has dropped all the way down to number four in the Google search for "natalie portman is annoying."

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Quite right.

Tina Fey on being dubbed a "thinking man's sex symbol:"

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"There's no such thing,"


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"The thinking man also wants to f*ck Megan Fox."

I feel for Sandra Bullock

It's gotta be bad enough just having your husband cheat on you...but when it's with someone this...catastrophic...

"Sucky sucky! You like, soldier boy? Five dollar!"

Remember how I mentioned that Heidi Montag was slouching towards whoredom?

Exhibit C:


Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Am I the only person who thinks Rachel Maddow would look weirdly hot if...



...dressed and made up like Madeline Kahn in Young Frankenstein?














...I am, aren't I?

This is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen

And again I remind you, I've seen every single Saw movie more times than I can count.

Click at your own risk.

Monday, March 15, 2010

Possibly the four greatest words in the English language

Kate Winslet is single.



"That's right, boys..."



"Goodbye, Sam!"



"Now: Has anyone seen Ben anywhere around here?"



"Oh, there he is. Hey Ben!"



(Oh, allow a man his fantasies.)



Dear god, what I wouldn't give to be in her head.

Sunday, March 14, 2010

Does Kate Winslet ever not look great?

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Judging by these photos of her in the West Village of NYC, no, no she does not.