Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Friday, December 24, 2010

Hark! The Herald Angels Sing


Dear Santa: I know...

...this is last minute, but this year I'd like to unwrap Olivia Wilde,Photobucket

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Beau Garrett, PhotobucketAnna Faris,

Sandra Lou,

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Amy Adams and Mandy Moore please. I've been good. See what you can do. Thank you.

Friday, December 10, 2010

Well now this just depresses me

You guys know Sarah Shahi, right? Star of the criminally underpromoted (and uncoincidentally now cancelled) TV series Life from a couple of years ago?

Yeah, her. We haven't seen too much of her since then. This was not hard to understand, really--she became pregnant during the show's second and final season, so one assumes she's been looking after the baby.

Nice. Apparently, though, she recently decided that she wanted to get our attention once more, so she "Twitted" a picture of herself dressing for an evening out.

Now, I'd be the last one not to comment on Shahi's desirability, tastiness, or beauty (pick your favorite)

Certainly this blog has no problem with pictures of such women (they're why it exists!).

I guess I just wish it were attached to another project like Life--though it's unlikely there will ever be another project like Life--in which she got to show that she's got more to offer than tasty beauty, etc.

This just seems so cheap.

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Kim Cattrall would be a MILF, but for that she has no children





















So I am now coining a new term: OBSEF. It stand for Old, But Still Exceedingly...

Kristen Stewart is Spider-Girl!

Paz Vega: Venus in stockings

A Lacey life



With the long-awaited (by geeks like me, anyway) Tron sequel hitting theatres this month, I thought it was time to salute original film star Cindy Morgan.



Most will know her from Caddyshack, in which movie she helped a lot of prepubescent boys break in their VCR's pause button.

She was also in a little-remembered (except by one narrow age group) TV series, Bring 'Em Back Alive.

But always, she was lovely to look at (and still is, if the first and most recent picture in this entry is any indication).

Who broke my heart? You did, you did. Blow to the target; Blame cupid, cupid. You think you’re smart? Stupid, stupid

Christine Neubauer is apparently some sort of a celebrity in her native Germany

But here, she's only another naked woman.



...as if there were ever anything "only" about another naked woman...

I suddenly feel so filled with sports fervor


It's wrong for a talk show to promise me Lucy Liu and give me Katie Couric



I'm looking at you, Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson.

(Actually...you know what I'm looking at.)

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Further proof that life makes no sense


This woman is actually paid to wear clothes.
















(her name is Daria Werbowy, by-the-by.)

Monday, November 29, 2010

Let me be blunt: I don't think I'll ever...



...want to fuck her as much as I do, say, Keeley Hazell, but Rosie Jones is still pretty amazingly curvy.

A pair of painted petticoat persons





I still don't care to drink "lifewater," but darn, Ashley Green is a babe.

Sunday, November 28, 2010

A large breasted woman

Because

it's my blog and I can do what I want.

Friday, November 26, 2010

Anne Hathaway sells her body--I approve but am impatient

That was fast.

Its times like this I really love our modern technology.

If you know nothing else about the new film "Love and Other Drugs," you likely know this: It features my onetime future stalking victim Anne Hathaway in all kinds of steamy sex scenes, taking off her clothes and showing a lot of her body.


Naturally, I approve. And I don't feel particularly misogynistic for it as they've hardly been shy in making this a selling point of the picture, with which Ms. Hathaway has cooperated.

Clearly, with this picture, she is selling her body, at least a little bit.

I make no judgments.
Ms. Hathaway is a grown woman.

But as so often happens in these cases, it appears that the film is otherwise not completely successful.

So I figured, OK, I'll wait the five months or whatever 'till it comes on DVD.

I had reckoned not upon home video cameras and the Internet...

Monday, November 22, 2010

No doubt to remind me I haven't featured her in over half a year...

...Virginia Madsen puts on my favorite color.



Low, I am shamed.

Y'know, as much as I'm enjoying the new, Ritaless season of Dexter, there are times...


Dear Ms. Wilde...

Look, I'm going to see Tron 2. I will even almost certainly spend the extra money for 3D and IMAX. You don't have to keep stripping off most of your clothes and showing much of your nicely-shaped body to win my moviegoing dollars. I'm there already. However, if you insist...

No idea who this is, but...

...I choose to believe that her political opinions are both interesting and powerfully expressed.



(By-the-by, her name is Sara Jaramillo.)