She Makes Me Quiver

Ms. Kardashian is going to hurt somebody with those things one of these days

2012-01-30T12:36:00.000-08:00

I could write poems about that face...

2012-01-29T15:03:00.000-08:00

(or, "Here's another example of how nudity isn't always the point...")

If these aren't the pride of England, then England deserved to have its empire fall

2012-01-26T14:09:00.000-08:00

Kelly Brook is clearly trying to get my attention so I'll feature her on this blog again

2012-01-26T14:07:00.000-08:00

Too bad for her it won't work.

Gillian Anderson is the anti-Laura Prepon

2012-01-26T13:55:00.000-08:00

You know how I've railed against cute redhead Prepon deciding to act out of accordance with god's will, and going blonde? Well, here's proof that a redhead can go blonde without losing any of her sex appeal. It's just that Prepon couldn't.

One of these days I really must get over to The Philippines

2012-01-26T13:42:00.000-08:00

I hate myself for saying this, but...

2012-01-25T16:42:00.000-08:00

...damn if Paris Hilton doesn't look nicely childlike in this picture. And I don't mean that in a pervy way.

like pretty kate has sex ornate

2012-01-25T16:41:00.000-08:00

Model: Alyssa

2012-01-25T16:23:00.001-08:00

Model: Alyssa, a photo by Cameron Photography on Flickr.

Now THAT's fucking sexy.

chiara 03

2012-01-25T16:21:00.001-08:00

chiara 03, a photo by gianpiero formisano on Flickr.

"She knows how to use them..."

Dora in white

2012-01-25T16:19:00.001-08:00

Dora in white, a photo by manos_simonides on Flickr.

Well, here's a poser. Am I put off more by the fact that we can see Dora's rib cage than I am turned on by the fact we can see her pussy?

cimg600-203

2012-01-25T16:18:00.001-08:00

cimg600-203, a photo by a7mileproduction on Flickr.

"This one time, at band camp..."

Demi Moore ought to be on some sort of list

2012-01-25T15:25:00.001-08:00

...or get some kind of award, for having had the most things done to a body that needed it least.

Let's remember, this is Demi more-or-less as nature intended.

(by which I mean they're pre-fame and money photos from about 30 years ago)

Why would you fuck with that (no play on words intended)?

Does it tell you anything about my '80s obsession if I say I think Olivia Munn has rarely if ever looked this sexy?

2012-01-24T15:18:00.000-08:00

Forgive me--I don't feel like being clever this time

2012-01-23T14:05:00.000-08:00

Two questions.

1. Who is "Rita Rustic?", and

2. Why aren't I inside her?

Emmy Rossum makes me think that Andy Kaufman may have been onto something with that whole wrestling women thing

2012-01-23T13:56:00.000-08:00

Ah, Tara. She can look so good when she's scrubbed clean

2012-01-23T13:54:00.000-08:00

great day in the morning

2012-01-23T13:50:00.000-08:00

Or is that a sexist observation?

2012-01-23T13:43:00.000-08:00

Jessica Biel needs to stop kidding herself if she thinks people ever want to see her with her clothes on.

There's something I really like about the goofiness of this vidcap

2012-01-22T14:11:00.000-08:00

It's from Killing Me Softly, which is generally considered to be one of the worst movies ever made; probably not wrongly. But I think I like the 'cap because it seems not to be "posed sexy."

None of my usual sort of useless witty rationalizations for posting today

2012-01-21T14:55:00.000-08:00

I got some very disagreeable news today, and I just want to see a couple of girls looking hot.

Anybody got a problem with that?

You're overthinking it, Roger

2012-01-20T14:38:00.000-08:00

From the lead paragraph of Ebert's review of the film "Haywire:"

There must be Freudian insights explaining why so many young males respond positively to superwomen as heroines.

At science fiction and comics conventions, a woman wearing a fetishistic superhero costume will almost certainly be the focus of a circle of intent fanboys.

Maybe there's the prospect of an all-protecting mom.

Or the promise of a cool female buddy.

The possibility of sex seems to be secondary.

I don't even know if this is good or bad anymore.

2012-01-19T21:35:00.000-08:00

"We are in a very weird moment in time, with daughters of feminists taking pole-dancing lessons," offers Barbara Lippert, former Adweek ad critic and now pop-culture guru at ad agency Goodby Silverstein & Partners. "Everyone is looking for fantasy, because reality is so cruel."

Enlarge this photo, if you can, and look at this woman's skin...

2012-01-19T19:23:00.000-08:00

Natashas Nearly Naked

2012-01-19T16:45:00.000-08:00

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Imperfect

2012-01-19T16:40:00.001-08:00

Untitled, a photo by elena-lu on Flickr.

But she'll do till perfect comes along.

A Perry of Like-A-Looks

2012-01-19T15:30:00.000-08:00

Fox News (I know) has come up with a set of celebrities who they feel resemble each other. I don't agree with many of their findings (Julia Roberts and Emmy Rossum? Really?), but yeah, this one is fair: Katy Perry and Dita Von Teese.

Unfortunately, this means Perry is doomed to start fucking Marilyn Manson any day now.

Of course, in some cases I may be letting my opinion of their public persona cloud my perception of their similarities. I mean granted, Natalie Portman and Keira Knightley are both beautiful women, but I don't think they look alike at all. And Knightley is certainly less annoying.

Fox also thinks that Zooey Deschanel resembles Perry. To which all I have to say is...

...maybe after a few hours with the bicycle pump...

Drew Barrymore may not be the best director in the world--although Whip It was surprisingly good, and certainly deserved to do better than it did

2012-01-18T15:49:00.000-08:00

She also may not be the most beautiful woman in the world--though I do admire her for, amongst other things, seeming to never forget that curves are nice things to have. But she is without question the single most beautiful director in the world.

I mean, Brad Bird's a hero, but would you really want to see him like this?

female form

2012-01-17T20:05:00.000-08:00

Full Body Stock 13 by ~ELISE-stock on deviantART

sarah michelle gellar's ass is so amazing it can actually read your fortune

2012-01-17T13:21:00.001-08:00

Kourtney Kardashian

2012-01-17T13:11:00.001-08:00

Kourtney Kardashian, a photo by SouthFloridaBeachPhotos on Flickr.

Another for the "I hate myself for saying this, but, *damn*," file.

I see spots before my eyes

2012-01-17T11:05:00.000-08:00

...and I don't mind a bit.

(Okay, so I've done this joke before)

The girls with the dragon tattoos

2012-01-15T14:52:00.001-08:00

You know, at present, I have two main blogs. One, which is this one, which is all about the babes. And the other, the recently-renamed (again) Dragon dancing with the Buddha. If only there were some way in which I could combine them...

think about even that little tiny trim of fur...

2012-01-13T19:31:00.000-08:00

In a campaign release, Miss Munn told, "When you think about even that little tiny trim of fur on your gloves or on your collar, that is still coming from an animal that had to endure so much pain just for you.

the best nude female figures*

2012-01-12T13:45:00.001-08:00

*In case it's not clear...

...I'm trying to make a point here.

...it's about about different shapes and sizes, etc.

Once again: The use of the internet for something REALLY important

2012-01-10T14:59:00.000-08:00

Namely, a "What Celebrity Would You Most Want To Live Next To?" poll.

Most desirable neighbors (name, percent of people who voted for them)

Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt, 10

Bright side: You'd get to see Angelina Jolie in person on a regular basis.

Darker side: All those kids...

Jennifer Aniston & Justin Theroux, 9

Hmm. Well, I half agree with this...(no prizes for guessing which half)

Jennifer Lopez, 6

All right, but only on two conditions: That her driveway be really long so I can watch her walk to the door, and that I never have to talk to her.

Beyoncé & Jay-Z, 5

Well, there goes the neighborhood right down the drain...

Nancy Grace, 4

Okay, this is the first one I can say I don't understand at all. Why would anyone possibly...

Kim Kardashian, 4

...y'know, even though I can admit there's a part of me that finds Kim Kardashian sexy (and again, no prizes for guessing which)...there's a bigger part of me that appreciates quick-minded women more than that. So I can't go along with this.

Monroe. Bacall. Grable. Lombard. Lake.

2012-01-09T12:17:00.001-08:00

MONROE BACALL GRABLE, a photo by Zellaby on Flickr.

Or: Oh, to have been (lets say) in my late 20s to early 30s; in the 1940s to early 1950s.

Oh, to have been Robert Montgomery.

Oh, to have been a stuffed panth--no, even for the chance of being that close to Veronica Lake, I don't think I'd have wanted to be a stuffed panther.

alyssa milano and a MOST terrified apple

2012-01-09T09:03:00.000-08:00

If only you'd been talking about your brains, Lindsay

2012-01-09T08:56:00.001-08:00

You know what's weird (maybe)?

2012-01-06T12:12:00.000-08:00

What I find most offensive about these shots is not the obvious "woman as a piece of meat/there to serve" vibe that they're going for.

I mean that just seems so obvious that to react to it would make me feel like a jerk, in the knee variety.

No, what bothers me about these is...that's got to be the most fake-looking body I've ever seen in my life.

It belongs to a woman named Elizabeth Loaiza, BTW, and obviously I have no way of knowing how much of it is or is not the body that god gave her. But...

You tell 'em, Garcelle...whoever you are...

2012-01-06T12:00:00.000-08:00

I run a lot of nude photos of women on this blog (oh, you noticed)...

2012-01-05T13:34:00.000-08:00

I don't do paparazzi or "up skirts," however, I run pictures of women who have chosen to present themselves to a camera in the nude whether as models, actresses, or both (like here's Kate Winslet doing both). I imagine at least some of them are considered sometimes "brave" for doing so.

One can certainly argue about whether they should have chosen to, or what the effect(s) will be of their choosing to. But brave? I dunno. Certainly they are free to make the choice, for better and/or for worse without putting themselves in danger; possibly physical danger.

Such cannot be said of a young Egyptian woman who, in an attempt to protest the strong conservative influence in that country, chose to post a nude photograph of herself to her blog.

Aliaa Magda Elmahdy, a 20-year old university student from Cairo, has sparked outrage in the Middle East with the controversial full-length image, posted on her blog last week.

It has since received 1.5 million hits and thousands flooded the site with insults.

You know what I like about that? It means that thousands of people went to see a pretty naked woman, but felt bad about it...so they blamed it on the woman.

It's just such a perfect model of the hard right-wing conservative mindset, and of course I'm not just talking about in Egypt.

But anyway, so, I wanted to say a couple things. The first is that, here is a woman who is truly brave for allowing herself to be exposed, naked, before a camera.

Brave in a way that I suspect most Playboy models wouldn't understand (please note my use of the word "most" there, as I'm sure there are many who would).

The second is that I generally like naked, pretty women.

Naked women aren't the only sorts of women that I like, nor is "prettiness" the only part of a woman I admire.

As I'd hope looking at any few days of this blog (or one of my others) would show.

But I do like them, naked, pretty women. And I won't feel bad about it. I mean for one thing, it's a genetic imperative, innit?

Helena Noguerra fraai naakt dan wel naked; Let us rejoice!

2012-01-02T21:11:00.000-08:00

carla gugino as an angel. yeah, i'll buy that

2011-12-30T11:14:00.000-08:00

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(Or, for that matter, as a mermaid)

(Or...)

Wow. How'd I miss this?

2011-12-30T11:05:00.000-08:00

In Playboy’s quest to stay relevant, the softcore porn company has shot a nude TRON pictorial to celebrate the sweet, sweet “release” of TRON: Legacy

God I miss Helmut Newton

2011-12-30T10:51:00.000-08:00

What an interesting question...

2011-12-29T21:15:00.000-08:00

Somebody found one of my other blogs by Googling

how many a list women have appeared nude in films

They didn't find what they were looking for there but it got me wondering:

Who are we placing on the a list? Well, according to Wikipedia--and when are they wrong?--

The A-list is part of a larger guide called The Hot List that has become an industry-standard guide in Hollywood.

Who knew? There actually is an a list; it's not just a turn of phrase. Which leads us of course to, who's on it, and in turn...have they? Well, here's the list as of last year (this year's isn't out):

10. Penelope Cruz. Honestly a bit of a surprise here. Although she's curvy; sexy and beautiful and all that, she hasn't had any big hit movies in the last few years.

I mean other than the Pirates sequel, which wouldn't have been released when the list was made.

But more importantly...Q: Has she? A: Yes, yes she has, though I don't think I've seen any of the films in which she did.

9. Angelina Jolie. No surprise here, she's pretty much got the body everybody wants (one way or the other). Although, her box office has been up (Salt) and down (The Tourist) lately. But has she?

Yup.

8. Nicole Kidman.

Sort of like Penelope Cruz, and no I wasn't thinking of the Tom connection when I said that. >But in the sense that yes, she's a good looking woman (and can give a good performance), but...two of her last three films were box office disasters.

But, more to the point, yes she has all right, and to illustrate this point I point you to the butt at right.

7. Scarlett Johanssen. Let's be candid. It's not Scarlett Johansson who's on the a list, it's her 34-C tits.

And thus far, she's chosen not to expose them to a moving picture camera. Although there were of course those naked pictures that "leaked" much to her "shock."

6. Meryl Streep. All I can say about this one is, all right for the older ladies. And as far as I she know, she hasn't.

5. Keira Knightley. I think it could be argued that, if you go strictly by the bone structure of the face, Knightley is the most good-looking woman in the world.

Size of breasts and overall curviness of figure brings my general desire to see her undressed down a bit (I feel I should point out, that's a statement of personal preference, not a general comment).

But, what a great face. Oh, and yes.

4. Cameron Diaz. I think I'm on the record as not understanding why Cameron Diaz is a big star. But, people do seem to like to go to her movies, so whadaI know. And you ask: Has she? And the answer is...not really.

She doesn't seem to like wearing many clothes in her movies, but she still insists on wearing some.

3. Kate Winslet. Let me see here, Winslet, Winslet...has Kate Winslet appeared nude in any films?

--I'm kidding of course, she is a role model for actresses in how you can "get your kit off," as they say in the UK, and still have a more-than-respectable career. Also a role model in giving a nice "up yours" to anyone who has ever thought she was "too big" at any time. Ever.

2. Julia Roberts.

Like Diaz, exactly why she is such a big star as she is escapes me (though oddly, I liked the film in which they appeared together). But her films do keep scoring at the box office (with the recent exception of Larry Crowne).

Also like Diaz, no, she really hasn't.

1. Reese Witherspoon. Sometimes I find Witherspoon very sexy. Other times, though, she looks like a monster to me (it's the chin). Maybe that's why the recent film I most liked of hers was Monsters Vs. Aliens.

Monsters didn't do as well at the box office as I would've liked; on the other hand How Do You Know bombed like it deserved to bomb. Water For Elephants (which I haven't seen) seems to have done all right, though. Oh, and as you see above, yes she has, or rather yes she did.

Instead of the likes of Kidman and Winslet, Witherspoon seems to be following in the footsteps of Jamie Lee Curtis and Uma Thurman. The first two started their careers doing nudity and have basically never stopped.

Curtis, Thurman and now Witherspoon, however, on the way up, would do nudity. But once they started getting critical acclaim and box-office success (in whatever order), they've kept dearly buttoned up.

And again, that's an observation, not a judgement.

Till the end of my days, I'll wonder what's became of kimberly evenson since the '80s

2011-12-28T20:38:00.000-08:00

Vintage (?) nude girl photo

2011-12-28T20:30:00.000-08:00

I realized recently that if the dimensions on most girl superheroes were real, they'd have to look like this

2011-12-28T11:29:00.000-08:00

You'd think Gotham City wouldn't be quite such a glum place.

It has been entirely too long since I reveled in the cheesecake that is Katy Perry

2011-12-27T22:49:00.000-08:00

Don't try to confuse us with those traffic light dresses, ladies, we know you both say go

2011-12-27T21:15:00.000-08:00

Marilyn Monroe color photos

2011-12-27T21:10:00.000-08:00

Marilyn Monroe -color- by ~Big-Rhyme on deviantART

It has a standard?

2011-12-26T15:36:00.000-08:00

Lindsay Lohan Playboy Photos Outselling Pamela Anderson, Tara Reid Issues

Lohan’s issue is reportedly expected to exceed sales figures for the January 2011 issue by Pamela Anderson and the January 2010 issue by Tara Reid.

Anderson posed completely unclothed while Reid appeared only partially unclothed.

Reid’s issue sold well because of fascinating over her stomach. Reid suffered stomach scars following a botched 2004 liposuction procedure.

Anderson has yet to comment about Lohan’s spread. But other former Playboy models have been highly critical, some telling news that Lohan’s spread is lowering the standard for the publication.

Hard to argue with, really

2011-12-26T10:24:00.000-08:00

If I didn't know better, I'd SWEAR...

2011-12-26T10:15:00.001-08:00

...they were trying to imply something.

The nude body is nothing to be ashamed of.

2011-12-26T07:57:00.000-08:00

Is it wrong that I'm thinking that's an awfully Jewish nose for such a Christmas pic?

2011-12-25T19:05:00.000-08:00

Does it help if I remind you I like a slightly more prominent nose, and find this woman very sexy?

You say that as though it were a bad thing...

2011-12-22T20:08:00.000-08:00

Jim Sensenbrenner, Wisconsin Congressman, Says Michelle Obama Has A 'Large Posterior'

Marilyn monroe, young

2011-12-22T19:21:00.000-08:00

Perkins

2011-12-20T11:58:00.000-08:00

Private School Internationale (or why the Germans are better than the Turks)

2011-12-20T10:33:00.000-08:00

In Germany, they don't fuck around as to what the selling point of a video is. Just about the only thing anybody associates with the Private School movie is the topless horseback riding scene, so they put 'em (excuse me...put the scene) right on the cover.

In Turkey, on the other hand, they put a woman who doesn't appear anywhere in the movie (in Daisy Dukes yet) on the poster.

Not only that, but they take a woman who does appear in the movie and photoshop her till...well, might I remind you, this is what Phoebe Cates looked like in the early '80s:

Compare that definition of nubility to the divorced-from-all-humanity photo on this poster.

Our beloved revolutionary sweetheart

2011-12-19T13:03:00.000-08:00

"You see, sir, a man infatuate with love. Her ardent and eager slave..."

2011-12-19T12:54:00.000-08:00

etched smiles. by ~Pretty-As-A-Picture on deviantART

the little things. by ~Pretty-As-A-Picture on deviantART

Dana Delany has wonderful legs

2011-12-18T08:03:00.000-08:00

Three questions, two answers

2011-12-18T07:44:00.000-08:00

Q: Why are Diana and the Catwoman locked in a death-duel?

A: Who cares?

Q: And what is..."The Fist of Flame?"

A: Um...

Q: Who is this artist?

A: ?

I'm not saying that Tara Reid is well on her way to becoming a "working girl"...

2011-12-17T15:50:00.000-08:00

... I'm just saying that...well, see for yourself.

Here's the thing: She's right, Lohan's spread sucks. But...

2011-12-16T12:05:00.000-08:00

So there's this woman named Hope Dworaczyk, a Playmate.

In fact a Playmate of the Year.

She's being quoted as saying of Lindsay Lohan's Playboy layout,

"I saw that spread ... and I was not impressed."

She added, "I just feel like if I would have known I was doing a Playboy shoot, I would have worked out more maybe."

Lohan's pics don't suck because she didn't "work out more maybe." Indeed the fact that she doesn't look like she's been sticking her finger down her throat for the past few months is one of the only things that doesn't suck about them.

Why do I think they sucked? I think because by doing most of them "as" Marilyn Monroe, Lohan takes away the idea of the nude human figure as a person uncovered. It's like my complaint about the '90s Madonna nudes--

--as opposed to the pre-fame ones.

I like the earlier Madonna pictures because in them, she looks like a real grown-up; in the later ones she looks fake and strangely less mature than in those taken when she was younger and couldn't know what life was going to bring her.

Similarly, Lohan doesn't look like she's showing us the woman that, for better or for worse, she has become. She looks like she's a little girl (and I mean that without the pedophiliac connotation) playing undress-up.

Oh, and just one other thing, Miss Dworaczyk: Once a woman has hit her teens, we should never be able to see her ribs again.

A witch (?) nude

2011-12-14T12:54:00.000-08:00

A nude.

2011-12-14T12:49:00.000-08:00

This could be enough to make me re-think my dislike of the shaved pussy look*

2011-12-13T13:48:00.000-08:00

*Actually, nothing is likely to do that. I've never been (and never will be) one for the "little girl" look down there. It's just that in this instance, the model in question (Tuuli Shipster) still looks pretty hot.

To a certain extent, a babe is a babe is a babe is a babe

2011-12-13T13:12:00.000-08:00

...but a girl with a look on her face like this:

... looks like she could be (at least) as entertaining dressed. I like women like that.

Contrary to the impression this blog may sometimes give you. This an example of what I want this blog to be. Yes, the young lady in the picture above is big-busted (oh, you noticed).

But what really drives me crazy about the picture; what I find sexy, is the look on her face.

Keshia Knight Pulli-Damn...

2011-12-12T21:30:00.000-08:00

Where Katy Perry is heading

2011-12-11T14:07:00.000-08:00

Ellen DeGeneres is a lucky girl

2011-12-11T13:57:00.000-08:00

Lindsay Lohan is proof that what you DON'T see...

2011-12-10T09:10:00.000-08:00

We're fire and ice, the dream won't come true

2011-12-08T13:54:00.000-08:00

Or, "I miss you, Dani Reese."

Apparently, there's some talk that "Pan Am" has been cancelled

2011-12-06T19:55:00.000-08:00

I haven't really felt like trying any of the new TV shows this season, but I did decide to finally DVR and watch an episode of Pan Am that aired this Sunday. If the cancellation rumors are true...it wasn't hard to see why.

Most of the cast I haven't seen in anything else, so I don't know if they've been better in other things. But the one whose work I am familiar with and so know can do good work, Christina Ricci, isn't being supported by good enough writing here.

One further observation (and speaking of support): Women's undergarments were less attractive in the '60s. What I mean is that it takes a lot for me not to find Ricci hot in her skivvies, especially when she's at a healthy weight...but those girdles did the trick.

I was born at least a decade after those fell from fashion, and the show still made me feel I should apologize to every woman I know that they were once considered essential.

And if you've noticed that I've spent almost as much space here discussing the show's fashion as I have the acting and writing...well, that's kind of my point.

You've come a long, long way baby.

You tell 'em, Courtney!

2011-12-06T13:34:00.000-08:00

So: Late last month this story started going around the gossip mags and blogs. It started like this:

Courtney Love reportedly trying to help Lindsay Lohan out.

But was quickly followed by the clarifying question:

Is Courtney Love Lindsay Lohan’s Sobriety Coach?

And then answered:

Courtney Love Is Lindsay Lohan's New Sobriety Coach!

See, all this stems from some quotes Love gave:

Courtney has taken the reins as LiLo's sobriety coach. She said she did because nobody else will.

The Hole singer says that LiLo has it worse than she did because she didn't have to deal with tabloids and gossip sites.
Courtney's M.O. is using her experiences to educated Lindsay.
She recounts a lesson she gave the starlet:
I went up to Lindsay's room one time and there was a show on called '101 Celebrity Oops' and I am like every other one, you know - boobs out, legs everywhere, throwing s**t at Madonna...

Some, however, remained skeptical, and the headlines returned to

Lindsay Lohan’s sobriety coach is... Courtney Love?

And soon more began to question it:

Courtney Love Claims She's Lindsay Lohan's Sobriety Coach

Courtney Love Says She's Lindsay Lohan's Sobriety Coach

Finally, the word came down:

Rep Insists Courtney Love Is Not Lindsay Lohan's Sober Coach.

What no one seems to have considered...is the possibility that Courtney Love was joking when she said she was Lindsay Lohan's new sobriety coach...which seems to me a lot more likely.

See, here's where my thing for miss Love stems from more than me just thinking she's hot. I've felt for a while now that even when she seems incoherent to most (which I grant you is a lot of the time), I understood exactly what she was talking about.

In a similar way to how I always thought I understood exactly what "Strawberry Fields Forever" meant & didn't understand all the books puzzling about it.

This understanding is, no doubt, down to my being an advanced and evolved hetero.

I get you, girl!

The Schizoid Women II

2011-12-06T12:13:00.001-08:00

Ok. We have here six examples of the faces of two or more different women combined together in "morphing." Your job: Name them.

Rolling your cursor over the pictures, BTW, will give it away and is considered cheating.

I will give you one hint, with a qualification: Either Ashley Greene or Anne Hathaway is a part of most of these. That's the hint.

Most...but not all. That's the qualification.

Y'know...there's really only one reason I could imagine any man wanting to be married to Kim Kardashian

2011-12-06T11:39:00.000-08:00

And now you're telling me that the guy who did it couldn't even enjoy that?

This is the most horrible thing I've ever heard.

Say goodbye to the boobs, gentlemen

2011-12-06T11:16:00.001-08:00

Jennifer Love Hewitt has a job, and you know what that means...

I'll Tumblr 4 Ya

2011-12-04T11:01:00.000-08:00

I've created a Tumblr webpage. It's called "Strike A Pose," and yes, that is a Madonna reference. Glancing at it, you may well wonder, what is the difference between that page and this blog? Both are about the female figure, often nude, as beautiful.

The idea is that this blog will remain a place to comment upon images of women; in more than one sense and I hope with a sense of humor. I'm talking body image, ageism, the needs of women (and men) and questions about all that and more which arise.

"Strike A Pose" is intended to simply be a celebration of women, ladies, girls and daughters. Dream girls. Bond girls. Reflections upon the nude. Visions. With gratitude, appreciation, and lyricism.

I hope you'll continue to enjoy them both.

Sincerely...pardon me

2011-12-04T10:33:00.000-08:00

I'm sorry...I just thought of a caption joke that I'm really ashamed to tell. This joke goes beyond my occasional, "ha ha, it's funny to objectify women" weakness.

The very fact that I thought of it probably tells you things about me that I'd just as soon you not know. But...I hope you'll understand...it's just too perfect...I can no longer resist:

Ahem.

"Cum-Raggedy Ann."

And now, off for a punishing shower.

That's the best euphemism I've ever seen

2011-12-03T15:36:00.000-08:00

Tara Reid is an American actress famous for her American Pie role, for her aesthetic surgeries, for her rich boyfriends and for her bizarre behavior.

Those are some massive aesthetics she's got there...

I think it's time to bring back an old favorite...

2011-12-03T12:29:00.000-08:00

Knock knock knock knock knock...

"Yes?"

"Delivery boy, Miss Fowler! I've got your samples from Durex and Trojans."

"Oh...very well. Come in...I just don't know how I'm going to decide which is the better buy..."

The many ages of hotness

2011-12-01T10:54:00.000-08:00

And why yes, I am trying to make a point, thank you for noticing.

Three random blondes

2011-11-29T22:44:00.001-08:00

YK 168, a photo by kNic.L on Flickr.

Deborah got red lipstick ♪, a photo by Debs (ò‿ó)♪ on Flickr.

Florie, a photo by Alain Bachellier on Flickr.

Nice 'stache.

2011-11-29T22:40:00.001-08:00

Nice 'stache., a photo by Zawezome on Flickr.

This is the first and I'd like to think the last time that I've had sexual thoughts about anyone with a mustache.

Fair; Hidden Behind A Mask

2011-11-29T22:32:00.001-08:00

Photo Digital 2007 Fair Week..., a photo by Kıvanç Niş on Flickr.

Hidden Behind A Mask, a photo by Akagi Studio Design on Flickr.

Venus, Jessica and Misti

2011-11-29T22:15:00.001-08:00

Venus, a photo by carl.jones on Flickr.

Jessica, a photo by hall.chris25 on Flickr.

misti, a photo by icedsoul photography .:teymur madjderey on Flickr.

Don't let the bed bugs bite

2011-11-29T22:07:00.000-08:00

Sleep Queen, Dreaming by ~MechanicalRaven on deviantART

Y'know, Naomi Watts has never really been that high on my personal "hot girl" list.

2011-11-29T21:40:00.000-08:00

It's nothing personal, and I'm certainly not saying she's unattractive, but some people you respond to more than others and for whatever reason, I respond less to her.

That being said...

...willya check out the gams?

When Lady Gaga thinks about my favorite color she touches herself

2011-11-29T11:16:00.001-08:00

nude self portrait

2011-11-29T10:25:00.001-08:00

Photo by Deb Richardson.

Half-naked women are dangerous

2011-11-27T11:23:00.000-08:00

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I'm sure that Lauren Young is a very talented woman

2011-11-26T11:18:00.000-08:00

...but honestly, I don't care.

Have you ever wondered what all the Disney princesses would look like as real, hot girls?

2011-11-24T10:05:00.000-08:00

No, I hadn't either, but some people have, and this web page has 10 of 'em. I think the Belle looks like Anne Hathaway. However, I must call foul on one point: Little Red Riding Hood has never been a Disney princess (however, some of the characters here which are Disney's were not princesses, so I guess it balances out).

rosario dawson giving me something to be thankful for

2011-11-23T18:27:00.000-08:00

Yes Courtney, you still look great to me.

2011-11-22T11:42:00.000-08:00

But you know, you'll always look great to me.

That doesn't change the fact that this was the premiere of a childrens film.

I don't believe I'm saying this, but put on a bra, girl!

(I still love you, though)