I was born about 10 or 15 years too late

...because there wasn't nobody wearing (or not wearing)

costumes like this when I was going to conventions...

I honestly believe that if Shawnee Smith ever took off all her clothes before a camera, I might actually lose my mind

I was reading a book the other day...

Reading a book?
Yes. It's all about civilization or something. A nutty kind of a book. Do you know that the guy says that machinery is going to take the place of every profession?

Oh, my dear, that's something you need never worry about.

beautiful girl dancing the beautifully

Or, just cause they give me happiness...

Now I know what they mean by "soft rock"

©Lucien Clergue

Pursuit of Happiness

Pursuit of Happiness, a photo by hannahbakken on Flickr.

You mark my words--25 years from now...

...Katy Perry is going to be doing movies on the Sci-Fi channel.



(or whatever the future equivalent is)

But in the meantime...



...let's just enjoy the shape of things to come.

Sophie Howard could make my favorite color overspend lavishly and without hesitation

Hard Nipples

Hard Nipples, a photo by mourningarts on Flickr.

Occupy my pants...

And so the torch is passed

Carla Gugino is going to be co-starring on an original miniseries for the USA network alongside Sigourney Weaver, who is not my own age but who did define the "hot bitch" school of female leads...a school at which it can be said Ms. Gugino studied.

You know what? Carla Gugino is hot. Has anybody else noticed?

indian girl

(This is a painting by Barry Thomas.)

What's so bad about feeling good to be seeing this? Or, today is a day for girls in warm colors...and not much else

In honor of International Women's Day...

...here is Bridget Bardot sunbathing topless on a beach near Paris.



...and another woman on a nude beach in Spain, I believe.

To paraphrase kd lang, I could have anything if I were Milla Jovovich

I hear they're remaking Lethal Weapon.

If they cast Eva Green in the Mel Gibson part, I'm in...

And what a difference!

Raquel Welch in 1965 from an unknown source,



...and in 1968 in ''Bedazzled''

Raquel Welch (1968) in ''Bedazzled'', a photo by Jack's Movie Mania on Flickr.

Bedazzled, a photo by Jim Ed Blanchard on Flickr.

I knew I was growing up, when I started to see this as Tinkerbell.

Why The Internet Was Invented, part eight

So we could have sites like this, on CELEBRITIES IN CORSETS

Two samples:

Carla Bruni Sarkozy.



Tell the truth: Isn't this the way we want to think all wives of political leaders dress in the bedroom?

And-

If Rihanna were the devil upon one of my shoulders... the angel wouldn't stand a chance.

If I ever write "A Coitus Carol," Shannon Elizabeth will be The Ghost of Serious Racks

You gotta figure as how that's bad for your back