Friday, March 30, 2012

I was reading a book the other day...

Reading a book?
Yes. It's all about civilization or something. A nutty kind of a book. Do you know that the guy says that machinery is going to take the place of every profession?

Oh, my dear, that's something you need never worry about.

Wednesday, March 28, 2012

beautiful girl dancing the beautifully

Or, just cause they give me happiness...

Tuesday, March 20, 2012

You mark my words--25 years from now...

...Katy Perry is going to be doing movies on the Sci-Fi channel.


(or whatever the future equivalent is)

But in the meantime...


...let's just enjoy the shape of things to come.

Sunday, March 11, 2012

And so the torch is passed

Carla Gugino is going to be co-starring on an original miniseries for the USA network alongside Sigourney Weaver, who is not my own age but who did define the "hot bitch" school of female leads...a school at which it can be said Ms. Gugino studied.

Thursday, March 8, 2012

In honor of International Women's Day... is Bridget Bardot sunbathing topless on a beach near Paris.

...and another woman on a nude beach in Spain, I believe.

Sunday, March 4, 2012

Saturday, March 3, 2012

Why The Internet Was Invented, part eight

So we could have sites like this, on CELEBRITIES IN CORSETS

Two samples:

Carla Bruni Sarkozy.

Tell the truth: Isn't this the way we want to think all wives of political leaders dress in the bedroom?


If Rihanna were the devil upon one of my shoulders... the angel wouldn't stand a chance.

If I ever write "A Coitus Carol," Shannon Elizabeth will be The Ghost of Serious Racks