Sunday, February 27, 2011

Obligatory "Who I thought looked good at the Oscars" post

Amy Adams. Man, that girl can walk.

Anne Hathaway. Yeah, I know, you're shocked...

Mila Kunis. For obvious reasons.

Hilary Swank & Scarlett Johansson. Bringing sexy back...

...and Mandy Moore, whose dress while performing I thought was much prettier than the one she wore into the theater.

How to get teens interested in going to the library again

Saturday, February 26, 2011

The Times of India is always on the cutting edge of entertainment trends

It all started when Madonna kissed Britney Spears on stage, followed by Katy Perry who sang a song about a girl she kissed – and now it seems the “flexisexuality’’ trend is fast catching on.

Yes, Madonna, Britney Spears and Katy Perry started the whole "faux lesbian" thing. Yeah, that's when that "started" all right. I think they also invented the "(most) men liking naked women" thing.

Other examples from the entertainment industry include Lindsay Lohan who was dating DJ Samantha Ronson, insisting she wasn’t a lesbian but bisexual...

(Topical Lohan joke: Bisexual? Hey, at least

she bought something.)

(Thank you.)

Innovators, all.

[and] Drew Barrymore, who said, “Being with a woman is like exploring your own body, but through someone else.”

Not for me it's not. Oh no, I see what you're saying...

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

I want your opinion on this, o vast reading audience

(Actually, I mostly want to know if I have any audience). So this post is going to be reader-participation. We have here one Gaelle Garcia Diaz, who is one o'them professional hotties.

My question, in a few words, is:

Are those real?

Leave your answer either in the comments on this post or by answering the little poll I've just added to this blog. I'll leave both up until the end of the month.

If you require any further evidence for your...let's just call it "research," you'll find it here.

Saturday, February 19, 2011

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Somehow, methinks none of them are exactly waiting by the phone

Omg! on Yahoo ran a celebrity survey for Valentine's Day. According to this, the "Dream Female Celebrity Date[s, for straight men]" are:

1. Jennifer Aniston (24%)

Well, she's certainly very nice looking, and ridiculously fit. But think of all the paparazzi you'd have to put up with. On the other hand, I could tell her how desperately she needs a better shit detector when choosing roles. I maintain she can actually act, but 98% of the time she chooses just to manipulate her sexuality instead.

2. Angelina Jolie (20%)

One thing this poll doesn't make clear is what they mean by "date." If they mean, "Be sexually pleasured by," then I'm down.

BTW, while Aniston tops Jolie among straight men, the positions are reversed among lesbians, who prefer Jolie. I invite you to make your own determinations about Brad Pitt here.

3. Taylor Swift (19%)

Very lovely, but I can't see what we'd have to talk about.

4. Kim Kardashian (16%)

Oh please. She's a bimbo. Sometimes, a pretty nice looking woman (and sometimes, really, really unattractive)...but a bimbo either way.

5. Katy Perry (16%)

Nice and curvy, but she's the Megan Fox of pop: Neither of them know how to move.

6. Rihanna (10%)

Good looking, but something tells me she's a very freaky girl...the kind you don't bring home to mother...

7. Lindsay Lohan (9%)

Again: Please. Even my fantasy dates I like to imagine have greater brains than your average piece of felt. I'd feel dirty even meeting her.

8. Snooki (4%)

I'd rather date a South Park character...and apparently so would most straight guys, as she's also their number one "Nightmare Female Celebrity Date:"

1. Snooki (41%)

2. Paris Hilton (36%)

Good call. There's gotta be a higher class of whore.

3. Courtney Love (33%)

Well, as longtime readers know, I have a thing for Courtney Love...pimply knees and all.
I would like to twitter her tattoos, if you know what I mean.

Now for the, "who would you, if you could, even if you're married or in a committed relationship?" question.

Favorite Female Celebrity to Cheat With:

1. Jessica Alba (24%)

Tho I do like her more since she's become a mom, I'm just not sure there's that much of a freaking' mind there.


Actually, I'd put her more on my celebrity date list. She's a good actress, plus I could probably impress her by how good I am with kids. I've a feeling she needs that kind of friend right now. Plus, she's got the body of Halle Berry...

4. Jessica Biel (18%)

No, I wouldn't like to cheat w/her, but I would like to join her gym. I think watching her workout would be excellent motivation to get me in there every single day.

Some more categories:

Favorite Romantic Movie of All Time

1. Titanic (27%)

2. The Notebook (20%)

3. You've Got Mail (12%)

4. When Harry Met Sally (11%)

5. The Proposal (9%)

Neither of my favorites made this top five. They are: The American President and Arthur.

Lady Gaga gets number four in "Favorite Singer to Serenade You."

p p p poker face, f f...

Sunday, February 13, 2011

A moment of silence, please, in memory of the last time at which anyone thought Victoria Jackson was sexy

Ah, April 22, 1988. That was a good day for her.

(Lea Thompson, however, clearly has some sort of a portrait in her attic)

Oh, and if you're wondering what brought this on?

Friday, February 11, 2011

Happy Birthday, Jennifer Aniston!

I actually found all these a long time ago, like last year. But at that time there didn't seem to be any particular reason for featuring so many Jennifer Aniston photographs in one day.

No, not even the pathetically threadbare kinds f excuses I use to post photos of Teri Polo or Charisma Carpenter. So I checked when her birthday was and set this post to go off like a time bomb. I hope you feel it was worth it.