Monday, January 31, 2011


Forgive me, "murble" means, in this context:

"Olivia Wilde is a Tronsexual hotty heartbreaker with a very pretty face and body with whom I would love to go to an orgy."

However, you will understand that when I saw these photos from FHM France...all that came out was:

Dita von Teese nude and doing lesbian-type stuff

(with Alley Baggett)

Friday, January 28, 2011

Anyone for a few rousing sea shanties?

My all-time favorite Mae West story

Guy goes up to her at a party, a few sheets to the wind, and says "Y'know...I'd
like to fuck you."

And she replies, "If you do...and I find out about it..."

Olivia Wilde as The Very Hungry Caterpillar

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Ladies, love your breasts.

That's the point I'm trying to make. However big or small, love them. We Gentlemen do.* By way of illustration, here are six pairs of perfectly attractive breasts from B to D.

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An admittedly small point to make, but important, I like to think.

*And if the man who sees them doesn't love yours, he is no gentleman.

Look, I'm as attracted to large breasts as any straight guy, but...

Carolin 'Sexy Cora' Berger Dead: Porn Star Dies After Sixth Breast Enlargement Surgery

See, now, I'm honestly torn about this. My knee-jerk reaction is to make a callous joke:

She who lives by the breasts, dies by the breasts.

Then, I'm glad to say, I start thinking about the fact that whoever this woman was...she presumably had friends and family who have just had a hole torn in their lives. And then I read the story and I see that she was only 23. 23 years old.

When a 23-year-old woman thinks she needs to go from 34F to 34G breasts to remain attractive (presumably)? Hell, when she thinks she needed 34Fs in the first place? That's something very, very sad.

I am still mad about Courtney Love

Don't ask me why.

Well, peel me a grape.

Dear Eva: I love you, but...what are you talking about?

Eva Mendes would rather be considered funny than sexy

"...I’ve lived my life never looking back,” she said.

That's okay, Eva. We'll look back for you.

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Lively or not, magazine sales are dead

Finally--the answer to an important question.

Namely: Who sold magazines last year?

(Besides, yeah I know, no one)

And...who didn't?

Here's what I don't get: This issue of Allure was one of the highest selling of the past year--and to my eyes it's the least "Lively" (if you'll pardon the pun) of the trio of Blake Lively covers here.

Yet the others were two of the lowest-selling issues of the year.

On the other hand, it doesn't surprise me at all that this was the lowest selling issue of Vogue:

It's that rarest of things: A bad photo of Anne Hathaway. Even this (much higher-selling) issue of In Style has a better photo.

And traditionally, I think whoever is in charge of covers at InStyle needs to be severely beaten; to within an inch of their lives.

(Civility, schivilty, we're talking about Anne Hathaway here)

Meanwhile, Taylor Swift has swiftly fallen to the bottom of the barrel, selling magazine-wise.

I'd say Lively's lack of sales kinda makes the below headline sorta ironic.

If it weren't for the fact that magazines don't really matter much, except as source material for thieving magpie blogs like this one. And that Lively didn't sell well esp. compared to Angelina JoliePhotobucket

Or especially Lady Gaga probably says more about the relative ages of Angelina or Gaga fans and Lively's younger admirers.

Or maybe it's just the economy.

I don't know why I keep thinking of Kelly Brook in water situations

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Emmy Rossum still has it in her to grow beyond eye candy, but eye candy she certainly is...

Annie got back!


By god, I want to marry Kate Winslet

Katy Perry in my favorite color, blah blah...

People who shouldn't throw stones

Jennifer Aniston: 'The Rachel' 'Was The Ugliest Haircut I've Ever Seen'

This is what Aniston looks like in the new issue of Allure:

And below, to refresh, you'll find that hideous hairstyle. Which is uglier?

BTW, from the same interview:

"My stomach is not my hardest [challenge]-my derriere is much more my challenge."


("Challenge: something that by its nature or character serves as a call to battle, contest")

...yeah. Mine, too.

Thursday, January 13, 2011

Our ever-lovin' Lady Madonna

As real as it may seem...

Being Eva Mendes means never having to wear trousers

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Lopez in Lingerie

A lovely lass in the bloom of youth...

Lass. I said, Lass.

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Are they kidding me?

Apparently, some people (all Fox News watchers, I'm guessing) feel Olivia Munn's Maxim cover in allegedly--My, I'm using that word a lot today--transparent panties goes too far.

I can't see it, myself. Personally, I think it's a bad cover because her eyes look so dead. Munn may not be Susan Sarandon in the lively intelligence department, but dead-eyed she shouldn't be.