Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Is it worth $13 to me to see Milla Jovovich in three dimensions?

...especially given that I've seen her in literally three dimensions at a radio appearance and in concert?

But in the film Resident Evil IV, she'll be wearing less (call that a lucky guess).

I saw a preview for the 3-D Resident Evil movie that's being released; before Piranha 3-D. The trailer was also in 3-D.

I like those movies, but I have to say that it didn't knock me out. Even the 3-D seemed kind of sub-par. But, on the other hand...

....Decisions, decisions.

Oh my...

Emmanuelle Chriqui: The hills and valleys...

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Clearly I haven't been paying enough attention to Rebecca Creskoff

For which I have no one to blame but myself, really, I mean she's been in a couple of my favorite TV shows, which means I've had her on DVD for years.

(It also means she can act--the shows were West Wing and Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles, neither of which were in the habit of hiring bimbos.)

It's only recently, however, that she started doing frontal nude scenes on the HBO show Hung. Which I don't watch, but that's why Egotastic! is such a warm and wonderful place...

Sunday, August 15, 2010

Repetición a se: It' s apenas un cigarro…

Now they tell me.

Teen sex not always bad for school performance

There's good news for parents who worry that their teenagers' sex lives are affecting their school performance: A provocative new study has found that teens in committed relationships do no better or worse in school than those who don't have sex.

The findings, presented Sunday at a meeting of the American Sociological Association in Atlanta, challenge to some extent assumptions that sexually active teens tend to do poorer in school.

—Teens in serious relationships did not differ from their abstinent counterparts in terms of their grade-point average, how attached they are to school or college expectations. They were also not more likely to have problems in school, be suspended or absent.

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Ok: Jessica Biel, in a bikini, holding a paddle. Make up your own joke here.

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Don't ask me why, but somebody...

...actually found this blog recently by searching the words "Keeley hazell unattractive"

I hope they weren't too disappointed by what they found.

Monday, August 9, 2010

"The knife just glides through..."

(Scream Queens: Week Two)

Gabby is still the one that I like the best, but I'm starting to think the "prize" might go to Sierra (at far right) because that would be a good story.

I've noticed that on these kinds of shows often the winner isn't necessarily the most talented, but the person with the best story.

And if Sierra goes from being as off as she's been these first two weeks, to turning on and turning out so good that she gets the Saw VII (again, I will never, ever, ever call it Saw 3D), that would be a good story.

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

As much as I'd like to think...

...that I place highly the notion of two people knowing each other well before marriage, based on these photos alone, I would like to marry Autumn Reeser.

At least for one week in Vegas.


(that sound you just heard was me passing out after seeing these pictures of Anne Hathaway. Even in dorky glasses, Anne Hathaway is the sexiest thing on two legs).

(I know I use this expression a lot, but for gosh sakes, you tell me it isn't appropriate)

Mother of god...

And this was actually a pretty good day

But I've said it before and I'll say it again: There is no day that can't be made just a little bit better by Eva Mendes in the nude.

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Lindsay Lohan would make the top five...

...of women who I "would,* but I'd hate myself in the morning."**


*If she hadn't joined the the Sisterhood of Sappho.

**If I ever made such a list, which perhaps I should.

Because I knew you'd want to know...

...my pick for the new season of Scream Queens is Gabby West.
The other girls are just trying to mindfuck you out of spite, Gabby!

Monday, August 2, 2010

She's certainly very nice to look at...


...but I have a (completely unjustifiable) feeling Amanda Seyfried is a bimbo.


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