Monday, May 31, 2010

Halle Berry is trying to drive me mad.

Mad, I tell you.


She's doing this by putting on a bikini in my favorite color...and then covering it up with some kind of a lace-curtain thing.


It's just wrong.

(Via Popoholic)

So you want to see a cover of "Suburbia"... a couple of delicious-looking Swedish girls. With a great gay vibe, yet.

Saturday, May 29, 2010

Something to think about

"Margaret Atwood, the Canadian novelist, once asked a group of women at a university why they felt threatened by men. The women said they were afraid of being beaten, raped, or killed by men. She then asked a group of men why they felt threatened by women. They said they were afraid women would laugh at them."
— Molly Ivins

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

14 for 400

Promotional idea to help Jennifer Aniston have a hit with her next movie (she hasn't had one for a couple of years):

Buy ticket, win possible chance to help her have a baby.

Gwen Hajek. You gotta love those deep, deep curves.

Marina Baker...

I want to dive into your ocean, is it raining with you?

Miley Cyrus in a bikini. Nice tan.

Pamela Anderson and... food. I'm not sure which is sexier.

Kelly Monaco: Baby got rack.

Charlotte Church...when did this happen?


She was just 13 years old!

Jenny McCarthy

"Talented," isn't she?

In my case, they could just remind me, "She's from Tennessee."

But here are 10 other Reasons You Wouldn't Want to Date Megan Fox, According to Megan Fox.

What'd I say?

Jennifer Love Hewitt is unemployed...


...and here come the tits!


I'm telling you, you can set your watch to it.

Monday, May 24, 2010

A picture is worth 1,000 words

...and this is a picture of Lindsay Lohan in a bikini and heels with a judge ordered alcohol-monitoring bracelet.

Says it all, really.

It may be time to re-think my '80s obsession


I had never heard of this group, so I looked up a video for the song. Imagine Bananarama as produced by Phil Collins...only less soulful.

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Should learn to live with it, but I don't want to

Why in the name of all things positive did Laura Prepon make her redhead blonde?



Originally uploaded by luminousowl

Brooke (Hogan) dear, I'm pretty sure...

...that the laundry tag is not supposed to be sticking out of the top of your thong. It just makes you look cheap.

Monday, May 17, 2010

How to overdo two things that normally, I think well of

Namely, the color green and...

...great racks.

Both are worn here by celebrity whore Rachel Uchitel, BTW.

When you find something you think is awesome, it's good to share

So I'm spreading this artist around my blogs (and presently, Facebook).

Pinup Malificent by *mimi-na on deviantART

Make Love, not war

Our new Miss USA is of Arab descent...

Taryn Manning should be a Bond girl...

Sunday, May 16, 2010

Holy motherfucking christ...

Sorry, but that's all I could think of to say upon seeing these pictures of Charlize Theron getting groceries out of her car...

Friday, May 14, 2010

Will you lose respect for me if I admit I think this is actually kind of hot?

Think what is actually kind of hot?

Dear Ashley Greene...

If you're going to try to arouse us with the whole chick-kissing thing, it would probably be better if the other girl didn't have a look on her face like the GP oil spill was right under her nose.

Just a suggestion. Otherwise, stay uninhibited! Love, Ben.

Thursday, May 13, 2010

gisele bundchen leads a very privileged life you gotta respect the fact she takes time to show the rest of us what privilege can buy.

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

To me, she'll always be Elsie Snuffin


Sorry, Silverman

The Sarah Silverman Program has been cancelled. To my eyes, the show--and Silverman herself--was and has always been hit-and-miss.

Which tucks neatly into the fact that the title given this clip, which contains my favorite joke I ever saw on the series (you guess) is...

Hit and Call
The Sarah Silverman Program
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Tuesday, May 11, 2010

christina aguilera naked. What more you need to know?


Dear Harley-Davidson...


More specifically, whoever had the idea of posing supermodel Marisa Miller with that curvy ass of hers within arm's length of a sign reading "No smoking or open flame permitted within 100 feet."

To you, may I just say: You have real taste.

So's a speculum, what's your point?

Leighton Meester sez her music Is 'A Window Into Me'

BTW, is it me, or does Meester look like a young Madeline Kahn?

(Actually, all smartass jokes aside, I kinda like this as a record, even if the song is not too awesome, and her voice is obviously aided by multi-tracking and autotune.)

gemma atkinson nude

No, I'm not sure who she is either. But with curves like that, who cares?

Monday, May 10, 2010

Sylvia Kristel will never completely leave my mind.

She's just one of those women. As I believe I've mentioned.

I'd like to meet this woman. I don't really know why.


Learn something new every day

I had no idea there were any pictures of a young Geri Halliwell without her clothes on I hadn't seen half a dozen times.

Go figure.